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mrsixer rated this as 20% hot

Was he just in my wifes closet? Bastard!

Nov 1, 08:38am

hottieleo14 rated this as 20% hot

what's with all the hostility, kazreg? let him be gay, it has NOTHING to do with you.

Oct 20, 11:19am

kazreg rated this as 20% hot

Why don't you sick that in your mouth you gay fuck

Oct 19, 12:05pm

lobster rated this as 20% hot

GAY:p

Oct 17, 09:08pm

ben dover rated this as 80% hot

"Hello".... "This is Lt. Dangle from the Reno Sherrifs Dept." Son of a bitch Trudy, this is NOT my phone...

Oct 17, 12:32pm

tommylogo rated this as 20% hot

homo with a mustache

Oct 16, 08:34pm

hutchy rated this as 20% hot

Knob Jockey!

Oct 16, 09:39am

boredomsucks rated this as 60% hot

These spy gadgets are getting weirder and weirder.

Oct 15, 12:22pm

spudboy57 rated this as 100% hot

Gee, honey... if this is your dildo... where's my cell phone???

Oct 15, 10:18am

axedog75 rated this as 60% hot

it's a dic-ta-phone

Oct 15, 12:15am

subfan rated this as 20% hot

RELAX... To take the World Series all the time leaves no room for a little humor.

Oct 14, 10:45pm

albimale1975 rated this as 80% hot

I can't here you, I got something in my ear!

Oct 14, 06:55pm

thanet04 rated this as 100% hot

Dick-Head

Oct 14, 06:04pm

bigbadder rated this as 20% hot

Funckin' stupid!!!

Oct 14, 05:55pm

bigtone rated this as 20% hot

CAN ANYONE SAY COCK FACE....GET IT COCK FACE...LOL

Oct 14, 05:04pm

urbanstien rated this as 20% hot

can you hear me cummin

Oct 14, 03:30pm

breeze rated this as 20% hot
Oct 14, 03:26pm

beerman309 rated this as 60% hot

I bet he keeps his phone on vibrate mode.

Oct 14, 02:43pm

shimmybool rated this as 20% hot

New cell phone you say? Yep, looks like every guy on the road with a cell phone. Just make some dick shaped cigarettes and cigars to complete the whole get up.

Oct 14, 02:34pm

funk rated this as 100% hot

i didnt know farva was gay

Oct 14, 02:26pm

dirkman rated this as 20% hot

Hello! I can't hear you. Speak UP! I've got a dick in my ear.

Oct 14, 02:22pm

spin rated this as 100% hot

lmao @ mister

Oct 14, 12:45pm

sugardaddysextoy rated this as 20% hot

IT MUST BE HIS DICTIPHONE

Oct 14, 12:40pm

scrabs rated this as 60% hot

So there where it went,his wife is looking all over for it.

Oct 14, 12:25pm

mixter rated this as 60% hot

Hello, Dick?

Oct 14, 09:22am

marsbar069 rated this as 20% hot

It's Mr. Microphone

Oct 14, 09:15am

elkarlos rated this as 20% hot

Maxwell Smart's gay-ass grandson. How's he clean the earpiece?

Oct 14, 09:02am

fish4fun5600 rated this as 40% hot

kinda funny

Oct 14, 09:00am

bigdaddytce rated this as 20% hot

HIS PAL PENIS

Oct 14, 08:58am

beigne69 rated this as 60% hot

Anyone remember the Dictaphone? Looks like they have gone wireless.

Oct 14, 08:19am

soldierxx28 rated this as 20% hot
Oct 14, 07:56am

hotrod rated this as 20% hot

THIS IS JUST PLAIN STUPID, AND NOT TO MENTION FUCKIN NASTY GAY BASTARDS !!!!!!

Oct 14, 07:53am

seeker rated this as 20% hot

Yipes

Oct 14, 07:50am

isaldur rated this as 20% hot

Talk about flaming - I bet candles light when he goes by.

Oct 14, 07:13am

hstern rated this as 20% hot

One of Obama's phone bank workers!

Oct 14, 07:09am

lardub rated this as 20% hot

who picks these, some gaytard

Oct 14, 06:53am

jaredeatsdirt rated this as 20% hot

wow! 4 lame pics in a row.

Oct 14, 03:44am

squid rated this as 20% hot

OMIGAWD!!! It's TRUE!!! A new generation of cell phones! We'll never get the ladies off the phone now!

Oct 14, 01:34am

cowflavoredicedtea rated this as 100% hot

"Hello? This' Paris Hilton? I've got somethin' with your name on it!"

Oct 14, 01:01am

fudgeluvver rated this as 20% hot

I trust that is his mommys ....

Oct 14, 12:13am

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