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JOKE
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Young Timmy pricks his finger on a drawing pin at school, and calls out to his teacher that he need to soak it in some cider. ‘Cider!’ the teacher exclaims. ‘What for?’ ‘Because,’ Timmy says, ‘my sister says whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she always puts it in cider.’
Step 1: Stand back and approach cautiously. A girl is not going to appreciate being pounced on as soon as she makes her way to the bar. Wait for an appropriate opening and then make your way over to her.
Step 2: Suggest a drink that you know well. If you know that the bar is well-known for a certain type of drink, then let the girl know that it's worth ordering. A drink suggestion shows her that you're confident.
Step 3: Check to make sure that it's okay with her before you buy it. Offer to buy the drink before simply throwing out your money. She may not appreciate the gesture if you force it.Step 4: Let her approach you afterwards. Just because you bought the drink doesn't mean that she is required to talk to you. If she wants to continue the conversation, then leave the ball in her court.
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Q:
submited by:Douglas
One of my testicles is slightly larger than the other. Any cause for concern?
A:
It's quite normal for one testicle to be slightly larger than the other, although the size and shape of each should be roughly the same. Ask yourself a few questions nonetheless:
Is the testicle swollen?
Has there been a visible increase in size recently ?
Can the difference in proportion be attributed to a lump or misshape in the testicle?
Any of these scenarios definitely requires a trip to the doctor.
Chances are there isn't any more than meets the eye: Like many men, you have one slightly larger, but otherwise healthy, testicle. But it never hurt to bring this up with your physician. He'll set your mind at ease and also demonstrate how to examine your testicles correctly, something you should be doing every month.
-Tina
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Dallas Fort Worth
A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.
Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.
Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.
The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.
Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.
Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.
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