For The Week Of 01/05/2003
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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. “Yuck, that’s nasty poison!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

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Cheat...Eye Charts!
Got one bad headlight and an upcoming DMV test? Rather than getting stuck with a restriction on your license, when they bust out the eye chart, try this: Start by covering your bad eye with the corresponding hand, and read the chart with your good eye. When asked to switch eyes, again cover your bad eye, only this time with the other hand, and read the chart once more with your good eye.
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Q: submited by Shiela
I've been married for 8 months and I just cheated on my husband. The other guy was an old friend, and he swore he'd never tell a soul. We were drunk, and afterwards I felt an incredible, overpowering feeling of love and respect for my husband. Now I feel so guilty. Can our love still survive? P.S. I know that something like this will never happen again.

Can your love survive? YES. Might it happen again? Sure. Look, lady, shit happens. Let it go and forgive yourself. You're a healthy young woman with needs, and sometimes the need for drunken, immediate sex overpowers whatever feeble controls you had sober. Whatever you do, do NOT tell your husband. THAT would be the worst thing to do. If you love him, let him live in ignorance. He's better off that way. Infidelity isn't the exception to the rule; it IS the rule. And there are very very very few exceptions. According to Masters and Johnson, 90% of people cheat. I know everyone wants to be the 10% of 'good' people. But have you ever thought that the 10% are really just a bunch of uptight prudes who couldn't get it up if they had a pump? You'll be fine. Your husband will be fine. You confirmed for yourself that you prefer sex with your husband. Marriage isn't just about "not cheating," it's an ongoing, fulfilling relationship that includes hot sex, laughter and fun. Relax. Be well. Don't worry. Don't tell.


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Toronto police arrested Walter Nowakowski, 35, in November on several pornography counts as well as theft of services after an officer spotted him driving the wrong way on a one-way street at 5 a.m. According to police, Nowakowski was pantsless, with a laptop computer running in the front seat, as he drove slowly down streets in search of wireless Internet signals that he could use to download pornography. [Toronto Star, 11-21-03]

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