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One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and bra on. “Come over here baby.” she says smiling.
The boyfriend backs off and says, “If your pussy can do that to your panties – I ain’t going any where near it!”
Tip #1: Pick your friend's brain about who the blind date is. Find out as much about the person as possible so you know what kinds of topics might be interesting and which ones your date will most likely find boring.
Tip #2: Choose an outfit that speaks of your personality but also shows your best features off. Dress to illustrate a sense of openness and a little playfulness without seeming too presumptuous. Of course, consider the setting of your blind date when picking an appropriate outfit.
Tip #3: Go somewhere fairly neutral. Choose a location where you can easily talk to your date, so concerts or motorcross might not be the best option. Going somewhere too romantic on a blind date can have a negative affect on the energy between the two of you as it can push something that might not be ready to develop. A good blind date location is somewhere you would easily take a good friend.
Tip #4: Be polite on your first meeting as you would meeting any other stranger. Stay away from being too overly friendly but be as relaxed as possible.
Tip #5: Confess any skeletons in your closet before you get serious with anyone. If you have a past problem, it will eventually come out. If you are not up front about it, it can kill your trust with one another.
Tip #6: Discuss neutral things that people easily connect with, like movies, music, food, art, sports, television and other general topics. These conversational topics typically offer good insight into two people's chemistry and are relatively easy to discuss. Remember a little healthy flirtatious debating or teasing can often be kind of sexy and appropriate in these situations. Also be wary of being too contradictory or contrary.
Tip #7: Say goodbye in a manner that feels natural to you. You don't have to kiss on the first date goodbye. Intuit which exit strategy feels right for your particular date and you. Always thank the person for a good time and if you liked your date, then leave yourself open for more meetings by exchanging a phone number or email address.
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Q:submitted by: Chilidog
I need some advice. A few days ago I stayed over at my girlfriends place. We've been together about 4 months and she's great. I got a little snoopy after she went to work and looked in her nightstand drawer and found a porn dvd. Tt was called solo studs and was pretty much videos of individual guys jacking off. I think its gay porn. I was pretty shocked but didn't say anything when she got home. Here is what is bugging me. The guys in that video are all muscle bound guys jacking off their big dicks. However I'm pretty much average in all catergories ( if you know what I mean) Honestly..I think it is gay porn..I mean everytime I've ever heard a woman talk about jacking off (male masturbation) it is usually like an insult of a joke. What kind of woman would be interested in that? I don't know...I really bugs me though. Also there is the whole thing about snooping. I shouldn't have done it but think I should tell her. What should I do? Ignore it? Get in her face about it? It's not like I'm a prude and have a big problem with porn or anything..but jack off shows?
Dear Chilidog, Wow, How do you think she'll take to the notion that you have gone through her private things? If I was her I would be furious, but grateful that you were at least honest if you told me of your findings. Then I would never let you stay at my place alone until I have re-established trust again in you. Us women need privacy and PORN too you know. Lots of chicks, I might be banned from the Womens Society of STFU for saying this, watch porn of just guys. And, even more girls watch gay porn! We can fantasize too about super hot guys that are not realistic whatsoever in our lives. That doesnt mean we dont appreciate the normal guys we love! Are men the only ones that get to have all the fun? I think you should be honest with her and tell her. First off, you'll get it off your chest and it wont eat you alive, that is If you have a conscious. Second, Apologize for being intrusive and don't do it again. She most likely has nothing to hide, but its not within your right to go through her things without permission. Imagine someone doing it to you! Good luck buddy!
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ST. PETERSBURG — A family of three was sickened Sunday by carbon monoxide poisoning while using a charcoal barbecue grill to heat their home, fire officials said.
A 77-year-old man, his 72-year-old wife and their 41-year-old daughter were treated by St. Petersburg Fire Rescue paramedics, then taken to St. Petersburg General Hospital.
According to St. Petersburg Fire, the family was using the grill to heat their home at 1201 32nd St. N because the electricity was out. After using the grill as a heat source for about 12 hours, the family became sick and firefighters responded just after 12:30 p.m.
The most common symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning are headaches, dizziness, weakness, nausea, vomiting, chest pain, and confusion, said St. Petersburg Fire Rescue spokesman Lt. Joel Granata.
"That's exactly what they were experiencing — dizziness, nauseousness, light-headedness," Granata said.
A St. Petersburg Fire Rescue hazardous materials team measured the carbon monoxide at 176 parts per million, well over the 100 ppm that could be lethal, Granata said.
The hazmat team ventilated the structure.
It was unclear Sunday afternoon why the family's power was out.
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