For The Week Of 01/12/2015
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Redesigned -Metal Covers
Redneck -Marg Machine
39 Obscure -Porn Parodies
Belfie Stick -Ass Selfies
Bare Butts -Famous Actresses
Walk to the Door -Flash Game
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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Kink

"So I've been with my boyfriend for about a year and some months we were best friends for a few years before we ever started dating we took things pretty slow we currently live together and have been. I've always kind of had a hunch about his foot fetish like finding some things like sexy feet in his Google search before and him asking me to take off my socks during sex and touching my feet a little I don't know. It was never a big deal I never asked or brought it up.

I just recently came back from a family vacation but I spent 4 days in florida upon my arrival I came home and looking to use Xbox to watch Netflix and I figured it would've been the first thing to come up however it wasn't it was Internet explorer I'm so upon me accidentally clicking yes it gave me all the browsing history which was mostly all foot job related porn or POV blowjob which is whatever. Finally I decided that it was time for me to say something so I had messaged him after telling him what it happened about me coming across all the history and trying to explain to him that it's really not a big deal and that it's a very common thing and normal, that there's no need for him to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable about it. He wouldn't answer me that day and so I waited till next day to finally discuss it face-to-face but he was so embarrassed he didn't even want to answer me or any of my questions. I asked him if he's ever done anything like that with anyone he said no I asked if he'd be open to it and he also said no. I got upset that you said no because it made me feel like maybe I'm the problem and I just don't meet his standards which is really upsetting as I'm already insecure.

In the past and she would always tease me and tell me that I have weird feet. So when he told me know the first thing that came to mind was the past we need said that to me now I'm thinking that it's not that he's just embarrassed to me it's i don't meet his standards.

The next day we got into an argument because I was pissed thinking that okay I'm the problem and that's why he doesn't want to do this with me and I got mad because I spent all this time researching and looking into this so that I can make him happy. He then tried to explain to me that it's not me that's the problem and that he thinks it's weird and embarrassing and that it will be awkward he wishes that I never came across it to begin with and that he just doesn't ever want talk about it he wishes that I never said anything about it that I knew. Eventually I had opened up to him about some things that I guess turned me on that I'm not sure why it made him feel a little better and more comfortable with me and he has happy I also had a secret.

I explained to him that I'm still open to trying it with him if he ever does feel comfortable and then I think you'd be fun for the both of us. He thanked me and whatever later that night we had sex and Were in 69 during it he started playing with my feet which made me feel little better. I want him to be able to make the initiative and come out of the shell more I'm not have to feel uncomfortable around me. So I don't want my feet to be the problem I read a lot of the foot fetish forms on the site and they've all made me a little worried that I may not be satisfying enough for my significant other. I don't want to marry him and have a family with them and then years later a downline find out he's been buying hookers for foot sex or has to constantly turn to porn because he can't do it with me. can you guys help me please can you give me advice on how maybe I can get him to feel comfortable enough to try and do things with me or can you give me sex positions that so I guess better for people or a guy with a foot fetish something where you can reach them to some of them I have no idea how to do any of this I've been watching foot fetish porn and reading forms like this for trying to help me but it's just made me more worried."

A:

"Sometimes people are alittle embaressed with thier own fetishes. i would take the lead on this if I was you. I would go get a pedicure and get on or buy some sexy shoes. Remember however if u really cant walk in them then they are not sexy shoes. So if u have a problem walking in high heels just be naked and in bed with nothing but your heels on. good luck."

-Lovestoeat

AskMyGF
 
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