A small company teeters on the edge of bankruptcy and so the owner summons his two-man sales force into his office. “Things aren’t going too well, guys,” he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.” “What does the loser get?” asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, “The loser gets to give it.”

Q: submitted by Mark

I love your site and vist it all the time I have a question for ya. my girlfriend vagina is very small and im nice and thick the prob is we see each other once or twice a week cause of working and when we have sex i have no problem getting it in her its just when we use condoms it drys her up fast i countinue to rub her clit while having sex to keep her wet but she drys up so fast what can we do to help this you dont have to publish this in ur weekly paper im just courious on what we can do.

A:
condoms drying up a vagina is a problem we have all dealt with. if there is a long love making session you are bound to smell a little something resembling burning tires! unfortunately latex is just not natural and a womans body can not always keep up with this "foreign invader" and stay moist. how about this quick fact: On average, a woman discharges 2 grams of dead cells and 3 grams of mucus through the vagina each day. That is a major sized luggie coming out of that thing on a daily basis! But what to do if your condom just keeps drying her up? the main tool to battle this is a water-souble, starch-based lubricant. some lubricants that do not damage condoms are sylk, KY jelly, replens and senselle. doing a quick search on google.com will have you finding a million places to order these online..or you can just go to your local pharmacy. she may also have a reaction to nonoxynol 9 which is in almost all lubricated condoms so you may want to try gettng non-lubed ones and then using your own lube like ky. the other thing you can do to alleviate the situation is the style in which you have sex. if you are going in and out to a million miles per hour her pussy is bound to dry up. trying taking 5-10 minutes to slowly work it in and tease her. not only will this get her naturally lubricated it will drive her crazy. once you have taken the time to work it all the way in don't burst into overdrive with the trusts. instead, trying making very short and suddle thrusts while at the same time putting pressure against her clit with the bone right above your johnson. once she starts to cum her pussy will become really lubricated and you can pick up the pace. now with the combination of her shivering under you, her natural lube, the ky and your full thrusts you should be able to bust the nut of a lifetime and keep her orgasm going hard and long! ;-)

-JD