For The Week Of 1/14/2008
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.” “What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

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Unexpected -Store Names!
Very Ugly -Cars!
Online Gaming -Golden Rules!
Olan Mills -Photos!
5 things -Victoria's Secret!
Filler!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How To Defeat Your Rival
Rivalries can enhance performance or hinder it, depending on the confidence level of the teams going head-to-head. "It can give one team the confidence edge over another team based on previous success playing the rival," says Patrick J. Cohn, Ph.D, master mental game coach from Peak Performance Sports and author of the The Confident Athlete: a 14-day Plan for Ultimate Self-Confidence. Here are two ways to up your confidence to overcome an athletic adversary. Identify Doubts: Self-confidence is what separates the most successful people from their competitors. Before you step up to the task at hand, identify any doubts you have that can undermine confidence, says Dr. Cohn. Rise above pressure and expectations by mentally picturing yourself as the "go-to" guy, who can take control of any situation. Put the Pressure On: Master friendly intimidation and get into the heads of your opponent. "As for intimidation, it may be as simple as acting confident when you go up to bat and staring down the pitcher as if you have his number," Dr. Cohn says. But don't cheat or take risks -- like causing injuries -- to win, he says. "Realize you will be more satisfied if you beat the opponent honestly by having a clean game with no cheating or unfair advantages," he adds. "You need to live with yourself after all is said and done." At the Dinner Table Rivalries between brothers begin at an early age, often because parents favored one child over another, says Dr. Bedford. The relationship can be improved once the parents aren't as involved in their children's daily lives. "The siblings need to sit down and talk about the past parental issues, and let it be know how that having an adult relationship is important," Dr. Bedford says. "They'll begin to realize that things that seemed like a big deal in childhood really aren't a big deal now." Here are two ways to bring on more brotherly love. Shoot the Bull: Sometimes competitive events like golf tournaments or tennis matches will bring out the worst in rival brothers. When getting together with an overly competitive sibling, the best thing to do is plan nothing at all. "No matter how bad a relationship seems, shooting the bull with a beer and light conversation seems to work out the best," Dr. Bedford says. "But stay away from politics."
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Melvin
My girlfriend and I are both 23 years old and enjoy a very active sex life. The only problem I have is holding back my orgasm. It's not just when having sex, it's when I masturbate too. I would like to be able to hold off my orgasm. What can I do to prolong my orgasm?

A:
Aside from practicing those Kegel’s I’m always talking about, there are a few different techniques you can attempt to prolong the onset of orgasm: 1- Stop yourself. If you feel yourself getting close to orgasm, slow down or pull out. Change positions or activities, and work yourself up all over again. 2- Wear a condom. This reduces sensitivity on the tip of your penis and helps you last longer. 3- Work on her. Spend more time helping your partner become aroused, so that when you finally do have sex, your orgasm won’t seem to come as quickly as it actually does. 4- Masturbate. If you masturbate before intercourse, you’re more likely to prolong the onset of orgasm during sex.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Twins separated at birth met and married
Fri Jan 11, 2:33 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A couple discovered after they had married that they were twins who had been split up at birth and adopted by separate families, according to a member of Britain's House of Lords.British peer David Alton recounted the story to parliament last month to support his argument that artificially conceived children should be told who their biological parents are. Alton said he had heard the story of the separated twins from a High Court judge who had dealt with the case. "This did not involve in vitro fertilization: It involved the normal birth of twins who were separated at birth and adopted by separate parents," said Alton, an independent member of the Lords. "They were never told that they were twins." "They met later in life and felt an inevitable attraction, and the judge had to deal with the consequences of the marriage that they entered into and all the issues of their separation," he said. "I suspect that it will be a matter of litigation in the future if we do not make information of this kind available to children who have been donor-conceived," he said. Alton could not immediately be reached for comment and no further information was available about the twins or where they were from. "I think it's a very tragic story for the people involved," said Pam Hodgkins, head of a group that helps adults affected by adoption. "It is a lesson that we need to learn and apply to the situation of donor-conceived children," she told Sky News. "Whilst ... nowadays it would be most unusual for siblings to be separated ... the risk of secrecy affecting the lives of people born as a result of egg and sperm donation is exactly the same as the risks that have affected adopted people in the past," she said. (Reporting by Adrian Croft; Editing by Stephen Addison)
 
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