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JOKE OF THE WEEK
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."
TeuxDeux To-Do App for iPhone is Now Available for Free
iOS: The iPhone has a ton of great to-do apps, most of which will cost you a few bucks. One of its best, TeuxDeux, is available for free right now.
TeuxDeux isn't our favorite to-do app (that honor goes to Orchestra, with Wunderlist in second place), but it's a great option if the other to-do apps are just too complicated for you.
TeuxDeux is simplicity and minimalism at its finest, letting you add tasks, check them off, and not worry about anything else—though there is a handy "Someday" folder for items that aren't urgent.
If you're still on the hunt for the perfect to-do app, it's worth grabbing while it's free: we don't know how long the deal will last.
"Do guys get more turned on by that? Just wondering...that song "French Inhale" has been in my head it's sex in heels lol. but yea if you saw you girl in some bad ass high heel pumps that made her legs look just fucking delicious and long and her ass nice and big. What would you do? And girls, I have kinda the same question: does the thought of you fucking in your best stripper heels ever cross your mind? What would you do?"
"I think women look sexy with heels on, no matter if they're kneeling, sitting, standing, laying...they're incredibly sexy."
FORT WALTON BEACH, FL -- A local man was arrested after he was found inspecting a trailer with a flashlight at 2 a.m.
On Dec. 25 an Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy went to a Jonleen Drive address to check out a report of a prowler. Once there he found a 31-year-old Fort Walton Beach wandering around a trailer with a flashlight.
The man said he was given the trailer by somebody on Craigslist and he was checking it out to make sure it was "on the up and up." The deputy said the man had nothing other than a text message to support his claim.
"When asked why he was doing it at 2:00 a.m., he advised becuase he works during the day, but then a few minutes later, he stated that he is unemployed," the deputy wrote in the arrest report.
He was charged with loitering or prowling and has a Jan. 15 court date.
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