For The Week Of 01/16/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Micheal Light -Images of Nuclear Testing.
DrawBall -Graffitti Fun!
Myth Busters -Lost Experiments
National Geographic-Top Ten Videos
IS He Gay? -No Shit!
Monkey Ball -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Warrenties!
It seems like companies try to screw you over by making their products fall apart just after their protection plans expire. Get revenge with this handy hint. Go to the store and buy the exact same item that broke. Return it within the hour to the same clerk, but claim you lost the receipt. Get your money back and use the receipt you "lost" to get your broken item repaired for free.

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Q: submited by Jeff
Me and my girlfriend had just finished having sex. I pulled off the condom and she wanted to go again after she got me hard. She stuck it in without putting another condom on. Is it possible for her to get pregnant from what might have been left on the end of my dick? Matt, Canada
A:
D'oh! Unfortunately, yes, after you took that condom off there was enough baby gravy left on your dick to potentially impregnate your girlfriend. You might as well have suffered a condom mishap - slippage, breakage, etc. And in fact, if anybody asks, you might want to just tell them that that's what happened. Because if you tell them you took the condom off and then stuck it back in, you're going to have to endure a lot of forehead slapping and looks of disbelief. If it has been less than 72 hours since this incident, there's still time for your girlfriend to take the "morning after" pill, which will prevent a pregnancy from occurring. Contact your local Planned Parenthood or health clinic to get more information. If it's too late for the morning after method, you're just going to have to keep your fingers crossed till she's due for her next period. There can be thousands of sperm in a drop of semen, and there is also sperm in pre-cum, the fluid that leaks out of your cock when you first get turned on. Sperm are small, resilient, and they're fast swimmers. So never, ever go spelunking in your woman's cave of love without a raincoat.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Fishing Made Easy!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SEATTLE (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a big fat secret about American men: One out of 20 is a chubby chaser who lusts after large ladies. That's according to plus-size model Katie Arons, the author of a dating guide for hefty honeys called "Sexy At Any Size". Arons says many big women think their size turns guys off, but the truth is that many men love ladies on the plump side -- they're just too embarrassed to admit it. If you're a large lady looking for love, Arons suggests you try wear clingy clothes that will accentuate your ship-sized shape. She says guys will gladly gravitate toward a confident women with curves over a skinny woman any day. Chubby ladies can also boost their confidence before they dive into the dating scene by visiting places that worship women with a little meat on their bones -- like Hawaii or the Bahamas. Arons says once large ladies accept themselves as sex symbols, the chubby-chasing men will "come out of the closet" in droves.
 
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