For The Week Of 01/17/2005
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A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. “You’ve got two choices,” says the bear. “I maul you, or we have sex.” The guy opts to take it from the bear. After recovering for two weeks, the pissed-off hunter searches out and shoots the big black bear. Just then he feels another tap on his shoulder, and turns to see a 10-foot grizzly standing over him. “Admit it,” says the bear. “You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”

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Eye Of Science -Awesome Photography!
Naploean Dynamite -Sound Board!
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Detroit Auto Show -Cool Concept Cars
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Tip and Trick of the Week
You get charged six ways to Sunday when you use other banks’ ATMs: the machine’s bank charges you, your bank charges you—when they figure out a way to do it, AOL-Time Warner will charge you, too. Instead of paying these ungodly usage fees, go to a supermarket and purchase something cheap, using your debit card. When the cashier asks whether you’d like cash back, simply request the amount (usually up to $80 or $100) you would have otherwise withdrawn from the ATM. Your usage fee should cost nothing more than a pack of Smints.

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I just broke up with my long time girlfriend and am having a really hard time getting over her, what do you suggest?

Remember the scene in Pulp fiction when John Travolta and Sam Jackson head over to Harvey Keitel's house to get cleaned up after blowing a kid's brains out in the backseat of their car? That scene is your inspiration. You must get rid of every sign that your girlfriend ever existed as quickly as possible--that picture of the two of you on the fridge, the lacy thong in your underwear drawer, the vanilla-scented shampoo in the shower, that little plastic thing she found at Dairy Queen--put it all out of sight. Then ask your friends and family to take a break from talking about her for a while. One day down the road when the wound isn't so raw and bloody, you can treasure the good times and analyze the bad. But right now, you need to let go in a big way, and that means having nothing around to hold on to--so don't forget to erase her number from your cell phone and store all her emails in a folder marked ?last year's taxes.' It's tough love now but in two months, you'll be thanking me.


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When Saddam Hussein fell from power, the world of prostitution collapsed in Iraq. Escaping war and the rise of Islamic moralism, thousands of Iraqi prostitutes packed their bags and fled to Syria. But now, Syrian prostitutes, accusing the Iraqi women of taking their jobs, are launching a counteroffensive against this "invasion," according to a report in Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin, the premium, online, weekly, intelligence newsletter published by WND. The Syrian women, and their pimps, accuse the Iraqi women of spreading AIDS. A rumor circulating Damascus claims several policemen have contracted AIDS from Iraqi whores. The word on the street is that the Syrian regime is so upset about the situation, it has to jail and deport every Iraqi convicted of prostitution. That may not be entirely true, but President Bashar Assad has instructed the Syrian police and security services to investigate the accusations Iraqi prostitutes are infecting troops and police with AIDS. An estimated 30,000 prostitutes were working in Iraq until the 2003 war. Many of them moved to Damascus and set up shop in night clubs, low income residential and military communities. Among the prostitutes are also women from North Africa, Lebanon and Chechnya. The investigation into this unusual by-product of the war in Iraq, began as the president, himself an M.D., received alarming reports of growing AIDS cases among the military and the police. In one case a brigadier general in the Syrian air force, who reported to a hospital with unspecified complaints, was identified as infected with AIDS, and with at least one more venereal disease.

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