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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Eat a little food before drinking. You donít want to eat at a buffet before a night of drinking, but a normal meal about an hour before you start drinking should help.
Drink water before, after, and during drinking alcohol. Water will help your body dilute the alcohol and help prevent dehydration. You need to drink a lot of water so that you do not get a hangover.
Pace yourself. Try to pace your drinking so it doesnít hit you so hard and so fast. It can be hard to do in a casual situation, but it is important.
Take an aspirin before you drink. This will help the onset of a headache when you are drinking. You still may get a headache from your hangover, but it will help.
Get plenty of rest after you drink. Sometimes to prevent a hangover you just need to sleep it off. If you are planning a full night of drinking, make sure you have the time the next day to rest it off.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I was hoping you could answer a question for me: Why is it that men have shorter, less frequent orgasms than women?
Great question. It does seem that women get more bang for their buck in the bedroom, doesn't it? You might be surprised to learn, however, that the female orgasm doesn't typically span longer than its male equivalent.
The difference is that women enjoy a longer "plateau period" than we do. It is during this second phase of sexual response (occurring after arousal and before orgasm and resolution) that we reach the peak of our sexual pleasure. For men, it culminates in an orgasm, but for women, the plateau phase continues through orgasm, which is what allows them to achieve a second or third state of climax shortly after the first one.
These multiple orgasms can occur in such close proximity so as to appear as one prolonged one.
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WARSON WOODS, Mo., Jan. 18 (UPI) -- Veterinarians in Warson Woods, Mo., say they found 15 pacifiers, a bottle cap and a piece of a basketball in a 2-year-old bulldog named Lulu.
Lulu's owners, David and Jennifer Swart, said their 18-month-old daughter's pacifiers kept disappearing and they kept buying more.
When Lulu showed an interest in the pacifiers, they took her to the vet, who performed surgery last month after X-rays revealed an unusual gray area in Lulu's stomach, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported Sunday.
The vets saved the pacifiers, some of which had turned black from Lulu's stomach acid, to show the Swarts.
Lulu's $808 surgery cost was covered by Veterinary Pet Insurance, a California insurer that declared Lulu's case its most unusual for December after reviewing claims for dogs who ate nails, a packaged fire log, a whole turkey and several wigs, the Post-Dispatch reported.
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