For The Week Of 01/21/02
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After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame. There is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy the asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says, "All you have to do is say '1234' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year!" The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says, "123" and suddenly he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"

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Blockbuster Part 2!
Blockbuster has the new policy of giving you a raincheck for new released movies for free if they are out of stock. What you do is...say you want to rent a good movie for you and your lady friend, but strapped for cash. Go the night before you plan on renting the movie...and make sure they are out of it...ask the front desk for a raincheck and you have a free movie for a Friday night!

Q: submitted by Jimmy

I recently started dating a girl that i met through a close friend of mine, but recently, i notice that when the three of us hang out, he's kind of being flirtatious in front of me to her. Now I'm stuck with what to do next. If i mention it to her, she might think i am being possessive of her. If i mention it to him, it could cause tension between us and could ruin a friendship we have. What should i do? I know this is a basic question and has nothing to do with sex, but any thoughts would be appreciated.

This is a common problem and i think it is great that you had the composure to think about the action you should take rather than just doing or saying something you might have regretted later. to me there is nothing worse than a guy that flirts, or tries to a least, with other friend's girlfriends. i mean it is just completely rude and they have to either be doing so maliciously or they are complete morons. this is what you must ask yourself. is this guy trying to one me up or is he just a dip shit trying to act cool? if it is the former then i think you need to approach the matter seriously and sit him down privately for a word. something like "listen fucko..stop flirting with my girl or i'm going to kick your ass" should do. ok, that might be a little much but you get the point. if it is the latter then i think you can non-chaulantly tell him that it bothers you and to please stop. most likely, since he is a dip shit, he will still do it a little..but just don't let it bother you. if you are keen to the fact that he is a snapper head your girl probably is to and he is not a threat. just laugh about it later with your girlfriend. the most important thing is to not let you girlfriend feel that it is bothering you or that this guy is a threat. always act calm, cool and is essential for girlfriend retention. act like a blithering hyper-sensitive idiot and it is sayonara. obviously you are not in this category so it is smooth sailing. now go take care of that numb nuts friend of yours. ;-)


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Europe's first brothel catering for women has gone bankrupt because customers refused to pay up, German police said Friday. The brothel owner, whom police named only as Clemens K., 31, was arrested in Germany after he resorted to mugging an elderly couple with a toy gun. "He told us his brothel had gone bust. If they'd operated like a normal brothel and made sure they got the money before the sex, they would have been all right," said Peter-Georg Biewald, a police spokesman in Waldshut, southwestern Germany. "But they didn't ask for money until afterwards and the women only paid for what they thought the service had been worth." Clemens ran the brothel with five other male prostitutes in the village of Leibstadt in Switzerland, close to the German border. "When it opened at the beginning of December, the media celebrated it as Europe's first brothel for women. But I can't imagine he had a lot of visitors," said Biewald. The brothel was called "Angels" and occupied a Swiss chalet-style house.


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