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A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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"So my bf and I are coming up on our 2 year anniversary. Things are nothing like how they used to be and I feel like he's starting to find me less attractive in bed and boring. What can I do to spice things up? I exercise everyday to cover the unattractiveness, but I need a little more help. My friend suggested Cosmo, but I dunno."
"Because you said that you exercise to try to minimize the unattractiveness, I assume that you have put on a lot of weight since you became married and no longer appeal to him sexually. The answer is diet, exercise, and get yourself back into shape now BEFORE the divorce. I guarantee you'll diet and exercise in order to find a new guy after a divorce. Why not do it now and keep the guy you have? Isn't he worth it?"
SOUTH FLORIDA, FL -- Deputies, along with officials from Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), are searching for a 100-pound grizzly bear cub that ran away from its home in Golden Gate Estates on Tuesday morning, according to a news release from the Collier County Sheriff's Office.
Deputies have warned residents in the area to be on alert for the cub and not approach it.
What should you do if you cross paths with this cub?
Don't run, wildlife officials say.
Their advise: Rather, clap your hands and say, “Bear go home.” The cub, which was raised in captivity, will likely run away.
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