For The Week Of 01/23/2006
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This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Car Wash -Get Wet With Hotties!
How It Should have Ended -Alternate Endings!
Pride Fighting -Deadliest Knockouts!
Demotivators-Why Do Now, What You Can Put Off Till Tom!
Bullet Pics -Very Cool
Racing Game -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Coffee Shops!
Got a craving for an iced latte but aren't allowed to sell any more blood this month? Don't worry about scraping up $6.75, just find 50 cents between your couch cushions. Head down to the nearest shop featuring Columbia's second-most popular export and order a shot of espresso. Don't get the shot served in a tiny cup, however. Ask for the shot poured in a large cup of ice. Take the cup over to the napkins station, fill it the rest of the way with milk, shake…iced latte for less than a dollar! Now go home and cane yourself for drinking your mom's favorite beverage.

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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Lolly
I've been noticing that I become horny during my period. Can menstruation really affect my libido?
A:
Many women report an increase in libido during their period, though the jury is still out on the exact reasons why. It might have to do with fluctuating hormones, which tend to be high during ovulation and low during menstruation. It's possible that you're in an amorous mood because PMS is alleviated by the onset of your period. Or, you could feel sexier due to increased blood flow and lubrication in your below-the-belt region. Another theory: Maybe you're more relaxed with sex at this point of your cycle because you're less likely to become pregnant (though experts say there is still a slim chance that it could happen). It could also be a combination of any of these. Since libido and hormonal changes vary from month to month -- and from woman to woman -- the reasons why you feel more randy at certain times probably vary as well. Just enjoy the fact that you've got a healthy sex drive and try to make the most of it. If you and/or your guy are a little squeamish about doing the deed when you're menstruating, you can always use a cervical cap, diaphragm or menstrual cup to avoid any messiness.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Pool Tricks!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
MILFORD -- Five men were released without bail in Milford District Court yesterday on a single charge apiece of sex for hire after police arrested them in a sting operation. One of the men, a Newton Highway Division employee, could face disciplinary charges because he allegedly used an official city car for the assignation. Milford police Lieutenant James Falvey, head of detectives, said he had ordered the sting in an effort to keep prostitutes out of town. Police conducted a similar sting last March and made four arrests. ''They're advertising, and they're willing to travel," Falvey said. ''We don't want them to travel to Milford." Jim Buckmaster, craigslist's CEO, said in an e-mail message yesterday that he could not comment on an ongoing police investigation, but that ''craigslist strictly prohibits all illegal activities on the site, including sex-for-hire." Falvey said that after noticing a section of craigslist labeled ''Erotic" apparently included women advertising sex for hire in Milford, he ordered his detectives to post an ad. The ad gave a physical description of a female state trooper who acted as a decoy, and an e-mail address that police monitored. ''We started getting swamped with e-mails," Falvey said. On Wednesday, he said, several men contacted the trooper by cellphone and found her at a prearranged location near the intersection of Beaver Street and Medway Road, an area of strip malls, fast-food joints, and a couple of hotels. The arrests occurred after the men allegedly specified the kind of sex they sought and the fees, ranging from $75 to $125, according to court documents. The Newton employee was placed on paid administrative leave pending an internal investigation, said a city spokesman. All five defendants, who live in Methuen, Franklin, Waltham, and Leicester, pleaded not guilty.
 
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