For The Week Of 01/26/2003
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A man joins a Tibetan temple. He takes a vow of silence but is allowed to say two words every year. After an arduous 12 months of eating rice, sleeping on a wooden bed with a raggedy blanket, and working 14-hour days in the field, the man goes to the head monk and says, “More blankets.” Another year passes, and he visits the head monk and says, “More food.” The man goes through one more year eating good meals and sleeping well, but he’s drained by the long work days. He calls on the head monk and uses his two words to say, “I’m leaving.” “Good,” the head monk replies. “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”

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Which Unwanted Sexual Gesture are you? -hilarious!
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Cheat...Big Companies
To get free stuff or huge discount coupons, write letters to big-name companies complaining that you (or your wife—works better) are dissatisfied with their product. Be careful to cite the UPC code from the product in question and mention that it’s usually so good, as you are a regular user of their goods and/or services. This works better as an e-mail, and is successful on eight out of 10 products, providing they’re food or clothing. (Ball up that letter to Ferrari right now…dumbass.)
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The sex is amazing with my new woman. She does things my body can barely handle. First she told me that I inspire these things in her, but in a recent conversation, she said she does all these thing because, one day, she wants to become my wife. So my question is: Is sex a tool women use to get a man to commit? And what sort of woman would think like this?

Look, when you find the woman who's meant to be your wife, it will be the best sex you've ever had. Sex isn't a "tool" to catch someone; it's something that nature gives us to create a bond of intimacy with our mates. That's why making love to someone is such a different thing than screwing someone you just met. Basically, this woman is telling you that the sex is so good for her because she loves you; it's not because she's trying to "trap" you. And you might want to examine why you think sex with her is so great... maybe you're in love, too. Hey, it happens to the best of us.


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AHMEDABAD, India (AFP) - A diamond trader in India's western state of Gujarat has been feeding up a cow for the last 17 days -- not to get more milk but to retrieve the 1,722 diamonds the animal swallowed by mistake. AFP/File Photo Sifting daily through the cow's dung, Mohabbatsinh Gohil said that so far he had recovered only 555 of his precious stones. "At the rate at which the cow is discharging my diamonds, it should take another 30 days to get them all back," said an exasperated Gohil in the town of Limdi, Surendranagar district. Gohils packet of diamonds, worth about 45,000 rupees (about 1,000 dollars) was munched up by the cow after he accidently dropped it in the street. The trader has vowed to keep up his daily task of searching through the cow's dung until he has recovered all his gems, but a veterinarian advising him says he is being too optimistic. "Even though Gohil has succeeded in making the cow shit out some of his diamonds, he will not be able to get all of them back," said the vet, A.S. Manvar. "The cow is a ruminant animal which has its stomach divided in four compartments. It is impossible to recover all the diamonds," he said. Meanwhile, the cow has become a centre of attraction for people in Limdi, who flock around it every day waiting for it to drop its offerings to the waiting Gohil. For every diamond he finds, the crowd breaks into a cheer.

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