For The Week Of 1/28/2008
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute ." "Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club..." ... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera , and ...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
25 Crazy -Ebay Auctions!
Coldest Places -On Earth!
Reverse a Car -Out of a Plane!
Jersey Boys -Gotta Love It!
Extrordinary Uses -Ordinary Objects!
Handbell Hero!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How To Host a Footbal Tailgate Party
To get started, focus on the power trine: Man power, battery power and grill power. So let me see your grill (and I donít mean your teeth!).... Itís time for the Webers in the group to unite for barbeques, beers and banners! Instructions Difficulty: Easy Steps: Step One: Think of your tailgate party as a mini production along the lines of camping meets sports bar. Hereís whatís on the basic set list: Grill, grilling supplies (check out the links below for killer mobile grills) Coolers (best if with wheels) Seating Flags, banners and other team affiliated materials Radio, boom-box or portable television Blankets, lighting, citronella, and so forth for night games Card tables and cloths Food and beverage Plates, napkins, silverware, cups, bottle opener and so on Step Two: Instead of grabbing basic folding chairs and sitting in the back of the truck, go front-porch chic and transform the parking lot into your own outdoor living space. Enlist a few guys to help load a couch or chairs from home for maximum comfort. Toss sheets or blankets in team colors over everything to protect the fabric. Step Three: Hype the #1 Fan contest by letting everyone know ahead of time that there will be a prize for most enthusiastic wardrobe. Bring the face paint, hats, foam fingers and anything else you can glue to your body and let the good times roll. For prizes, think game-day paraphernalia like team cups, key chains, bobble heads or, if you are feeling generous, tickets to the next game. Step Four: To show that youíve got spirit, set up an extra table for team-banner making. Get a roll of white butcher paper. Then load a tool box with markers, paints, stamps, stickers, glue and glitter for fans to make some killer banners worthy of the TV camera stop and stare. Step Five: A great tailgating game is baggo (order from link listed below). It comes with a board that looks like a mini-football field and bean bags. The objective is to throw the bean bags and make a touch down. Itís easy to travel with and set up and perfect for every competitor in the group. Step Six: taking your space before the lot is jammed is key. Lay out the grilling area, have an extra table available to serve as the buffet, and bring a few coolers for drinks (donít forget the ice).
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SPCA: 200 animals rescued from home
Sat Jan 26, 12:49 AM ET
MARSHALL, Texas - An animal protection group on Friday rescued more than 200 animals, including 26 hissing cockroaches and two bearded dragons, from an eastern Texas home. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said the animals were still being counted Friday night. The group was acting under the authority of the Harrison County Sheriff's Department and had gone to the property on a warrant regarding medical neglect. Besides the cockroaches and bearded dragons, the animals included 68 dogs, 16 rabbits, 15 guinea pigs, 13 gerbils, seven doves, two dwarf hamsters, two hedgehogs, an opossum and a pink toe tarantula. The SPCA said some animals were found in outdoor pens while others were in sheds scattered around the property. Others were in a doublewide trailer living in filth. The SPCA said many of the dogs were very thin and appeared to be suffering from eye and ear infections. One dead frog and a dead guinea pig were found. The saved animals were to be taken to an animal care center. A sheriff's department spokesman said he had no information on the raid and didn't know if any arrests were made.
 
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