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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."
"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, "They're all at the funeral."
OpenSignal is a Toolkit for Improving Your Android
Android: If you want to find the strongest signal wherever you are, locate public Wi-Fi hotspots, monitor your mobile data usage, test your data speeds, and/or find the carrier with the best coverage in your area, this app's for you. OpenSignal is great do-it-all app for everything related to your cellular and WiFi signal.
The video above shows the many useful features in OpenSignal. The Dashboard screen offers a compass which points to the nearest cell tower and actual signal readings for your voice and data signals. The Stats screen keeps tabs on your data, talk, and text usage, as well as signal strength history. And the Coverage screen offers a heat map of all nearby carriers' coverage strength, with an advanced view showing average download and upload speeds as well as reliability ratings.
All in all, it's a handy app to have if you want to improve your reception or find the best wireless carrier.
POINCIANA, FL -- Authorities in Florida said they arrested a man accused of stealing 166 steel manhole covers and attempting to sell them as scrap.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office said Christopher Fink, 40, was arrested Thursday after the Toho Water Authority reported $22,000 worth of manhole covers missing Wednesday in Poinciana -- and Fink was caught attempting to sell the covers at local metal dealers, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.
Fink was charged with felony counts of grand theft, dealing in stolen property and giving false verification to a secondhand metal dealer.
The sheriff's office said more charges are possible against Fink, who has been arrested six times since October 2011.
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