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A man waits outside while the doctor is diagnosing his wife. She is still in the examination room when the doctor comes out to speak with the man.
"Sir, I have some bad news. Your wife has either Alzheimer's or AIDS."
"You can't tell which one? What am I supposed to do?"
"There is one thing that you can do... drive her out to the middle of nowhere and leave her there - if she comes back, don't fuck her."
Converse Better by Pretending Everyone's a Stranger
While we tend to think that knowing someone better makes our communication better, it really just tends to make it more comfortable. Approaching your communication with others as though you were talking to a stranger might actually improve it.
Dr. Samantha Smithstein, writing for Psychology Today, suggests that the key to better communication is pretending your spouse is a stranger, but this could very well apply to many different forms of communication. We have a tendency to let familiarity alter our communication because we have expectations of what the other person is going to say. Once you start to feel you know a person, you feel you can often predict their behavior.
As we've noted, humans are terrible at predicting the future so it stands to reason that when you try to predict what someone is going to say you are, at the very least, limiting the possibilities. Looking at people you know as strangers—whether they're your friend or a coworker—isn't something you want to follow literally, but approaching communication with people without assumption could make for more interesting, fruitful conversations.
My girlfriend wants to go with her friends to see an erotic male dancers show. She says that it's just for fun, and she finds the guys cheesy. But admits that looking at naked guys can be sexy too. The whole idea makes me jealous.
She promises to be on her best behavior, but what worries me more is that I've heard the dancers can be aggressive, and walk around the room, grinding on women. I don't want some oily dude grinding all over my girl!
I don't want to be the jealous type and ruin her girls fun, but this makes me uncomfortable.
What should I do?
Honestly, you should let her go.
I know the feeling you're talking about: I can be jealous at times, especially when it's "girl's night". But if you trust your gf--and trust is what it's all about--let her go!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- Albuquerque police said a supermarket worker accused of handing out a yogurt sample contaminated with semen was arrested on outstanding bench warrants.
The Albuquerque Police Department said officers were called Tuesday to the Sunflower Market by a woman who said store employee Anthony Garcia, 31, gave her a free yogurt sample contaminated with "bodily fluid," KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported Thursday.
The woman told police she spit the sample out because it tasted like sperm.
Police said they are running tests on the sample.
"We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence," Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. "As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this."
Investigators said Garcia was arrested on two outstanding bench warrants, one of which was for failure to appear for an arraignment on two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor.
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