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Osama bin Laden, feeling sickly and
concerned about his mortality, consults a psychic about the date of
his impending death. Closing her eyes, and silently reaching into
the future realm, she finds the answer. “You will die on an American
holiday.” “Which one?” bin Laden asks nervously. “Doesn’t matter,”
replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it will be an American
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|Cheat...Car Rentals |
|Managers at many rent-a-car
companies are promoted according to their customer service score.
So, next time you rent a car, upon returning it complain that the
car was dirty, that it stalled on you several times, or that you
found remnants of the last customer’s unborn offspring in the back
seat. Pour it on by declaring your disappointment with the level of
service you’ve received. They will ask you what you’d like them to
do about it. Depending on what you ate that day, you may ask for 30,
40, even 50 percent off or a free day. They will likely accommodate
you, no questions asked. If they don’t, ask for the manager, and if
he doesn’t budge, ask for his boss’s name. Most rental car managers
are strongly discouraged from letting complaints reach upper
management and will change their attitude immediately.
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|Junior Allen, 63, feels
2004 will be his year. The North Carolina Parole Commission
will decide soon whether to grant his application for release,
after 25 straight rejections. Allen's only conviction, in
1970, was for stealing a TV set, which today would carry a
probable sentence of probation only. Meanwhile, the same
commission released Howard Washington on parole in January
after 10 years in prison for murder; he committed his crime
one week before the state eliminated parole as a possibility
for murders such as the one Washington committed. [WGAL-TV-AP,
12-3-03; WRAL-TV, 11-28-03] [WRAL-TV, 1-7-04]
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