For The Week Of 02/02/2003
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Osama bin Laden, feeling sickly and concerned about his mortality, consults a psychic about the date of his impending death. Closing her eyes, and silently reaching into the future realm, she finds the answer. “You will die on an American holiday.” “Which one?” bin Laden asks nervously. “Doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Animals InterBreeding -Freaky!
Match The Butt To The Face -Addicting!
Thong Thong Thong! -Sweet!
Flex Your Rights -Good Info!
Awesome CIA Gadgets? -Cool!
Kamasutra -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Car Rentals
Managers at many rent-a-car companies are promoted according to their customer service score. So, next time you rent a car, upon returning it complain that the car was dirty, that it stalled on you several times, or that you found remnants of the last customer’s unborn offspring in the back seat. Pour it on by declaring your disappointment with the level of service you’ve received. They will ask you what you’d like them to do about it. Depending on what you ate that day, you may ask for 30, 40, even 50 percent off or a free day. They will likely accommodate you, no questions asked. If they don’t, ask for the manager, and if he doesn’t budge, ask for his boss’s name. Most rental car managers are strongly discouraged from letting complaints reach upper management and will change their attitude immediately.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Shaly
I'm so confused. My boyfriend's no longer interested in sex, but he still calls 2-3 times a day, and he even took me home to meet his family. He always wants me to sleep over, but nothing happens once we're in bed. What's up with this guy?

A:
You might not believe this, but guys have feelings, too! It sounds like he loves you... he's just going through a hard time right now. I bet he's depressed; sex drive is the first thing to go when a guy is feeling down. Tell him you want more intimacy and see what he says. You could also try seducing him out of the blue -- put on some skimpy lingerie and attack him. It just might work.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Janet Boob Flash!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Junior Allen, 63, feels 2004 will be his year. The North Carolina Parole Commission will decide soon whether to grant his application for release, after 25 straight rejections. Allen's only conviction, in 1970, was for stealing a TV set, which today would carry a probable sentence of probation only. Meanwhile, the same commission released Howard Washington on parole in January after 10 years in prison for murder; he committed his crime one week before the state eliminated parole as a possibility for murders such as the one Washington committed. [WGAL-TV-AP, 12-3-03; WRAL-TV, 11-28-03] [WRAL-TV, 1-7-04]
 
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