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A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met. “Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…” “But what, son?” asks the father. “She’s a virgin.” The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”

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Here’s your chance to exact revenge on the world’s most annoying industry. Most telemarketing companies are only money machines, holding onto revenue as long as legally possible before granting a refund. A company I recently worked for offered up to 50-percent back and free product in exchange for voiding the return policy. So, the next time you buy something by phone, call the customer service line and tell them you like the product, but can’t afford it, and want to return it for a refund. Chances are they’ll try to keep as much of their money as they can by offering you a partial refund, so long as you save them the trouble of processing a return. (I got paid a substantial bonus for convincing customers to do this.) Gateway will refund shipping costs and Dell will refund up to 10% on computers. That’s a huge savings on an item you were going to keep in the first place. Remember: customer service reps often speak to between 12 and 20 people an hour, and a large portion of those people are angry, so be nice. In the same vein, don’t tie up their time. Reps are ranked by their calls per hour, so the quicker the call, the happier the rep, the easier to get your hookup!
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Q: submitted by Vick

Last year was my first year out of college and working. I will be doing a tax return for the first time of my life this year and was wondering what my chances are of being audited.

shit man..what do i look like a tax attorney! no j/k, i did some researching on the net and it looks like the odds are in your favor. there are no simple stats for your question though. your chances of getting audited are a LOT lower if you are not in a top tax bracket, don't operate a cash business or do not take a lot of deductions. over the years the IRS has developed what they consider "norms" and the more your numbers are away from these "norms" the higher your chances of getting audited are. the average number for audits that is often thrown out though is 1% of all of the individual returns. that is a very low number but i really do not think it is worth the anxiety to test it. america is an amazing place and although the government shows about as much discrition as MC Hammer when it comes to spending you should still be proud to pay your taxes. just think how long it would take to get to strip clubs on dirt roads! ;-)


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Following a religious experience, Michael Braithwaite of the mountain village of Putney, Ky., recently converted his Love World shop (selling vibrators and other porn paraphernalia) to Mike's Place (selling Bibles and other Christian items). (However, according to a December report in the San Francisco Bay Guardian, a 31-year-old government lawyer has developed a side business that may bridge both of Braithwaite's lines: The lawyer manufactures and sells high-quality, silicone dildos in the shapes of religious icons, such as Moses, Satan and a nun, at prices of $54 to $65 each. One sex shop owner in San Francisco's freewheeling Castro district said he might stock the "Jackhammer Jesus" model, but that his Buddhist customers would be offended at the Buddha model.) [Chicago Tribune, 11-27-02] [San Francisco Bay Guardian, 12-25-02]

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