| JOKE OF THE
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A son comes home from college to West
Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met. “Dad,
she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her
teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me,
but…” “But what, son?” asks the father. “She’s a virgin.” The father
scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her
own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.” |
| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Super Heros
-At Your Party. |
| The Dahm Triplets
-Superhot. |
| Bunny Hunter!
-Hilarious Flash! |
| George
Bush, Monkey -One And The Same!
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| Draw
and Email -Cool Tool! |
| KeyBall -Game Of The Week! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Cheat....Telemarketers!
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Here’s your chance to
exact revenge on the world’s most annoying industry. Most
telemarketing companies are only money machines, holding onto
revenue as long as legally possible before granting a refund. A
company I recently worked for offered up to 50-percent back and free
product in exchange for voiding the return policy. So, the next time
you buy something by phone, call the customer service line and tell
them you like the product, but can’t afford it, and want to return
it for a refund. Chances are they’ll try to keep as much of their
money as they can by offering you a partial refund, so long as you
save them the trouble of processing a return. (I got paid a
substantial bonus for convincing customers to do this.) Gateway will
refund shipping costs and Dell will refund up to 10% on computers.
That’s a huge savings on an item you were going to keep in the first
place. Remember: customer service reps often speak to between 12 and
20 people an hour, and a large portion of those people are angry, so
be nice. In the same vein, don’t tie up their time. Reps are ranked
by their calls per hour, so the quicker the call, the happier the
rep, the easier to get your hookup!
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ASK DOCTOR
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Q: submitted by
Vick
Last year was my first year out of college and
working. I will be doing a tax return for the first time of my life
this year and was wondering what my chances are of being audited. |
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A:
shit man..what do
i look like a tax attorney! no j/k, i did some researching on the
net and it looks like the odds are in your favor. there are no
simple stats for your question though. your chances of getting
audited are a LOT lower if you are not in a top tax bracket, don't
operate a cash business or do not take a lot of deductions. over the
years the IRS has developed what they consider "norms" and the more
your numbers are away from these "norms" the higher your chances of
getting audited are. the average number for audits that is often
thrown out though is 1% of all of the individual returns. that is a
very low number but i really do not think it is worth the anxiety to
test it. america is an amazing place and although the government
shows about as much discrition as MC Hammer when it comes to
spending you should still be proud to pay your taxes. just think how
long it would take to get to strip clubs on dirt roads! ;-)
-JD |
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CLIP OF THE WEEK |
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on your desktop to watch the movie.
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| Following a religious
experience, Michael Braithwaite of the mountain village of
Putney, Ky., recently converted his Love World shop (selling
vibrators and other porn paraphernalia) to Mike's Place
(selling Bibles and other Christian items). (However,
according to a December report in the San Francisco Bay
Guardian, a 31-year-old government lawyer has developed a side
business that may bridge both of Braithwaite's lines: The
lawyer manufactures and sells high-quality, silicone dildos in
the shapes of religious icons, such as Moses, Satan and a nun,
at prices of $54 to $65 each. One sex shop owner in San
Francisco's freewheeling Castro district said he might stock
the "Jackhammer Jesus" model, but that his Buddhist customers
would be offended at the Buddha model.) [Chicago Tribune,
11-27-02] [San Francisco Bay Guardian,
12-25-02] |
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