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A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.”
“What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses.
The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”
Do less. Those of you who know me by now saw this one coming. It's very difficult to have a relaxed workday if you have too much going on. Instead, learn to reduce what you do, but choose the most impactful tasks and projects — the ones that will mean the most over the long term. I choose three important things to achieve each day, as I've said before. Those are the three things I can do today that will have the most impact in my life.
Create a morning routine. And make it a relaxing one. That could include some of the things below, such as exercise, a hot bath, or quiet working time. For me, it means getting up earlier so I'm not so rushed, and then doing little rituals (like having a quiet cup of coffee and reading) that will ensure I start the day perfectly.
Prepare the night before. An evening routine is also essential to starting your day right. This might include things like choosing your three Most Important Tasks for the next day, so you know what you're going to do when you wake up. It might mean getting your clothes ready. For me, it includes getting a jump start on prepping my kids' lunches, so it's just about done before my day even starts.
Start the day with a relaxing shower or bath. I like a hot shower, but if you have time, a good bath can be a perfect way to start off the day. It gets you in a relaxed mood, which is much better than starting the day stressed out.
Get in some morning exercise. I don't get to exercise every single morning, but I do it on a majority of mornings. A nice morning run is a wonderful thing for me. It relaxes me, and gives me a sense of well being and accomplishment.
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It’s important for your girlfriend to have these post-oral sex mouth ulcers diagnosed as canker sores instead of cold sores to rule out type 1 herpes simplex.
Canker sores are shallow mouth ulcers that aren’t a symptom of an STD. In most cases, canker sores tend to develop because of stress, fatigue, viral illness or bacterial infection. Nevertheless, they are nothing to worry about seeing as they aren’t contagious and usually dissipate within a few days.
Cold sores, on the other hand, are red blisters that generally affect the lip and the edge of the mouth, and are a symptom of herpes simplex virus.
Please refrain from oral sex before her sores are diagnosed. If she does indeed have herpes, you are at risk for developing genital herpes because of this direct contact.
As of yet, no research has concluded that penis enlargement pills are effective. Some brands may be FDA-approved (meaning that they’re safe for ingestion), but it’s most likely that results, if any, are placebo-induced, at best.
If you’d like a more full-proof method of enlarging your penis -- besides opting for the surgical method of choice -- try using penis pumps and cock rings. While both methods are temporary solutions, they will give you immediate results for the time being -- all without the uncertainty involved in swallowing a sham of
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Official says no drugs for off-duty police
Thu Jan 31, 11:46 AM ET
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch interior minister wants police officials to stop using soft drugs when they are off-duty as it tarnishes the image of the force. The use of some soft drugs is tolerated in the Netherlands and the sale of cannabis in small quantities for recreational use is permitted in government-regulated coffee shops. "The minister does not want police officials to use soft drugs, such as cannabis, not even during their spare time. It does not fit with the presentation of the police to the public," a spokesman said Thursday. There are 25 regional police forces in the Netherlands, some of which have implemented a no-drugs policy for off-duty officers while others have not, he said. "We should have one rule for the whole force," he said.
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