For The Week Of 02/07/2005
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A first-grade class comes in from recess, and the teacher asks a little girl what she did outside. “I played in the sandbox,” she says. “That’s good,” replies the teacher. “Go to the blackboard, and if you can write sand correctly, I’ll give you a cookie.” The girl gets her treat, and the teacher asks a boy wearing a turban what he did during recess. “I tried to play in the sandbox, but everyone threw rocks at me,” he says. “That’s blatant racial discrimination!” says the teacher. “And if you can write blatant racial discrimination on the board, you’ll get a cookie.”

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Tip and Trick of the Week
If you really need to cheat on a test, but security is high, write all relevant material down on a stick of gum, then put it back in the wrapper. During the test, take out your pack of gum, remove your special piece, and if anyone walks up, just eat the evidence!

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The orgasms I have with my boyfriend don't compare to the ones that I give myself. Why are they much stronger when I'm alone, and how can I make them better with my man?

This is completely normal and very common. The climaxes you give yourself are more dynamic because you're completely in control of your pleasure. You probably take the time to build your arousal (which leads to stronger orgasms) and focus on your erogenous areas -- like your G-spot and clitoris -- with the precise pressure, movement and strokes that catapult you over the edge. Your self-induced orgasms are also more intense because you can totally concentrate on your enjoyment; you're not distracted worrying about how much pleasure your guy is experiencing. Since you know better than your boyfriend exactly what it takes to make your head spin, show him how to replicate your solo technique. Try giving him a tutorial by masturbating in front of him, which can make for an incredibly erotic encounter. Or, give him a demo with your hand over his, then have him mimic your moves. You can also amp up your arousal when doing the deed by having sex in positions that give both of you easy clitoral access -- like woman-on-top and doggy-style. While all these strategies should intensify your sack sessions, there's a good chance that your most earth-shattering orgasms will still be those you give yourself. But try not to get caught up in comparisons. After all, sex with your guy isn't just about the destination -- getting there is half the fun.


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Supremacists Split After Race Allegation Associated Press SOUTH ST. PAUL, Minn. - A high-profile white supremacist record company appears to have gone out of business after one co-owner accused the other of having a Hispanic mother. Panzerfaust was behind Project Schoolyard USA, which last year distributed thousands of free compact discs to teenagers across the country, particularly in Minnesota. The company is now appears dormant, with its Web address directing views to another white power site called "Free Your Mind." No working telephone number for the Panzerfaust could be found Friday. The Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, reports that co-owners Byron Calvert, 33, and Anthony A. Pierpont, 38, had a falling out after Calvert saw a copy of Pierpont's birth certificate. The document, which is posted on the center's Web site, indicates that Pierpont's mother was named Maria Marcola del Prado and she was born in Mexico. Also, Calvert claimed in an online posting that Pierpont had sex with Thai prostitutes. As a result, and Pierpont's refusal to take a DNA test, Calvert wrote last month that he would quit the company and so would its webmaster. The center reports that influential hate groups Hammerskin Nation and Volksfront also denounced Pierpont. The Free Your Mind site said that any business done with Pierpont should be considered "an act of treason."

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