For The Week Of 02/08/2010
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A couple was celebrating their 45th anniversary; they were both 65 years old. The guy took his wife out to dinner, and during dessert he gave her an old Aladdin-style lamp. She jokingly rubbed it, and suddenly a genie popped out and granted each of them a wish. The lady smiled and said, "Oh, we always wanted to take a round-the-world cruise." The genie said ¨Done, you have two tickets to an all expense paid cruise around the world.¨ Guy looks at his wife and says ¨Honey, I love you, but I'm sorry. I would like to take this with a woman 30 years younger than me.¨ The genie looked at the wife, who was mortified, and said ¨Sorry--a wish is a wish.¨ And poof, the guy was 95 years old.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Definitive Mario -Timeline.
Every Single Superbowl XLIV -Commercial!
The Gospel of -Luke!
Super Bowl XLIV -For Women!
When Girls -Play Grab Ass!
You Definitely Wont Beat This Game -Game of the Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Ways To Be A Better Man.
Tip #1: Stop idealizing women. A very common mistake men make when interacting with women is to put on a pair of glasses that helps them say: “I will endure anything she says, I’ll overlook any flaw, if it means I can get one step closer to having sex with her.” When you’re interacting with a woman, stop idealizing her. Stop putting a halo around her head. Why? Because if you idealize her and fail to recognize all the cues about how she really is, you’re going to get yourself in a heap of trouble. Tip #2: Lead. Less experienced people think leadership is about controlling other people, but what I’ve found is that effective leadership is actually finding people with high potential and then supporting their own achievement. Tip #3: Make your territory yours. One great factory feature we humans come with is the idea of being territorial. It means you have a certain physical space that is your area, and you don’t like others intruding. Tip #4: Know when you’re out of control. Whenever you sense that you’re losing your grip, just stop. Don’t judge yourself. Don’t get down on yourself. Don’t make yourself a victim. Just stop -- and reflect. Tip #5: Eliminate bad habits – get better ones Tip #6: Stop projecting your weaknesses onto others. If you want to find your issues really fast, make a list of all the characteristics you hate in other people. Then make a list of all the characteristics you admire in other people. Hold up the two lists in front of you; the ones you hate the most are most likely the ones you hate the most about yourself, and the ones you admire the most are ones you’re not giving yourself permission to develop. Work on replacing the characteristics you don’t like, and let yourself develop the ones that will take your life to the next level. Tip #7: Constantly improve yourself. Get rid of this idea that someday you’ll “arrive,” that you’ll be the perfect person and you won’t have any room to improve. Be open to growth and never-ending improvement. Tip #8: Balance learning and doing Tip #9: See your self-deception habits. We all play games with ourselves. We avoid seeing some things because they’re too painful. To become a better man, become an expert on your own self-deception habits. Tip #10:Learn to identify social status. Learn to see little cues that tell you the “social status” of people around you. For example, a person of high status may seem a bit distracted when he’s talking to someone, while a person of lower status will be giving him 100% of this attention.. Top 10 provided by Askmen.com. Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q:submitted by: Nick V.

Before I had a girlfriend I had a pretty decent sized folder of porn from various sites with various girls. But now I have a girlfriend an I feel really guilty that I still look at it. It was an addiction I had for a little while and now even though I have a girlfriend I still haven't stopped. I mean, my girlfriend wants to have sex but what about the down time in between? The thing is, we haven't had sex yet. I haven't done anything really sexual with her for a little too. Is it wrong to continue to watch porn even if I have a girlfriend?

A:
Dear Nick, I myself don't care what size porn folder my guy has. For a woman to be jealous of porn is ubsurd. No, really, it is. Thats the level of insecurity you want to stay away from. I can't stand it when women act like that. Tell her the truth. You watch porn and that's that. It's not wrong at all for you to watch porn while your dating someone or married to them. It's not like you're cheating on her with the chick on tv is it? Are you going to jump through the monitor and have relations with Jenna Jameson? No. Lets get real here. Everyone fantasizes, even women. So you watching porn should not be an issue. Just be honest with her. Thats all I ever say one should be. Everything will be fine once you are. If she gets offended that you watch porn, then its time to let some other man deal with her insecurities. I do suggest that if you plan on telling her you watch porn, include her in it or fuck her already. We're happier when we orgasm. Good Luck Babe!

-Tina

 
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JACK NICHOLSON PLANS SKY BURIAL Jack Nicholson, 72, has been thinking about his funeral and is considering a number of different burials, including a sky buriel. Jack Nicholson is considering being picked to death by vultures when he dies. The 72-year-old actor has become fascinated with the traditional sky burials carried out by some Native Americans which involve the deceased's body being hung from a tree or wooden scaffold and being left for scavengers. He told German TV channel Tele 5: "I've had several ideas. Once I thought it would be nice to be buried under a large statue that is at least ten metres high. Then I liked the nature of the Indians who haul their bodies up into the trees so that they are eaten by the birds." Although Nicholson is undecided about the fate of his remains, one thing he is certain about is he does not want to be laid to rest in a coffin. He said: "I will probably end up in a crematorium as I'm too claustrophobic for a coffin." Even though he's been thinking about his funeral, Nicholson insists he isn't scared of death and feels as though he has achieved everything he wanted to in his life. The Oscar winner - who starred in 'The Bucket List' with Morgan Freeman, about two terminally ill patients who escape from a cancer ward to fulfil their remaining life ambitions - said: "I remember a wonderful conversation I once had with my fellow actor John Gielgud. He said he had made a schedule with things he would like to do before he dies... travel the entire world, learn how to cook, but he found that nothing was as appealing as acting. I agreed with him." Native Americans would have sky burials because they believe after death the souls of the dead lingered in the air and watched over the tribe until it was time for their soul to move on to the afterlife. By raising the bodies up high the belief was the soul could exit its' mortal constraints faster.
 
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