For The Week Of 02/09/2003
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Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. “What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him. “It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.” “How does it work?” The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For God’s sake, you asshole…it’s 3:30 in the goddamn morning!”

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Cheat...FoosBall Tables
When playing foosball at bars or anywhere where they charge you to play it, use this simple trick and save your quarters for something more useful, like dropping a night’s worth of Journey songs on the jukebox. When no one is watching, slip two plastic sugar caddies side-by-side inside the goals, sitting snugly at the bottom. When a goal is scored, the ball will fall into the sugar caddies, and not into the slot below, facilitating unlimited foosball bliss.
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What do you think about a guy that has a pierced penis? Sexy? Cool? Or just... weird?

The first time my boyfriend and I were seriously making out, he stopped and confessed that he had a pierced member. I was shocked but curious, so I unzipped him to take a look. At first, I was freaked out by his, um, ornaments. And the first time we had intercourse, it hurt like hell! But since then, I've happily adjusted to it. He's hyper-sensitive where he's pierced, so it's easy to tease him, and now I'm having the best sex of my life!


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NEW YORK (AP) - About 100 men in minis, midis and even tutus took to the streets of Manhattan to call for an end to the tyranny of trousers. "We're not transvestites, homosexuals or cross-dressers," David Johnson told the New York Times for Sunday editions. "We don't want you to call us Jean or Sally. We're men. Men who want the right to wear a skirt." Johnson, a retired teacher from Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and the other pants opposers walked several blocks from the Guggenheim Museum to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where they visited an exhibit called "Bravehearts: Men in Skirts." Their presence attracted confused looks from a few fellow visitors. Ingemar Johnsson, 39, came from Sweden to join the march Saturday. He told the Times that men in Europe often wore skirts and pantaloons until the time of the French Revolution, when pants became the expected masculine attire. Others pointed out that Scottish men have donned kilts for centuries. "The male bird is always the pretty one, not the female," another participant, 27-year-old Chris Taylor, told the Times. "Why can't the male human being dress with style and color?"

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