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A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.
He yells, "I'll kill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"
Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."
How To Continue With The Same Dream After You've Woken up
This has worked for me many times in the past and it could work for you also. Have you ever realized you were dreaming while you were still asleep? Were you frustrated when you woke up and didn't take advantage of that realization? You may be able to fall back to sleep and continue on with that same dream with a few steps.
Instead of trying to remember where the dream left off... you need to remember where the dream started and replay that scene all over again. As you close your eyes think backwards and rewind your mind back to the beginning of the dream.
This usually puts you back to sleep because as you're thinking backwards your mind forgets how anxious you are to return to the dream and allows you to fall asleep.
If you force yourself to go back to sleep this will not usually work. As you start the dream over again it may change a little but allow it to continue. Your mind will usually follow the dream to the desired result the second time.
These type of dreams are usually easy to recall after you wake up and sometimes you can even learn a life's lesson from them. HAPPY DREAMIN'.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I know that there are Kegel devices for women to use to strengthen their PC muscles. Are there any devices for men to use for the same thing?
The idea behind Kegel exercise devices is to provide a source of resistance against which to stretch the pelvic floor muscles. Accordingly, the device needs to be an internal one, which is why they are usually geared toward women -- you men don't have the vagina to insert them in. you do, however, have another point of insertion, albeit one that most of us aren't comfortable fiddling about with. But if you're prepared to accommodate an exercise device anally, you can have a look at the Peritron Pelvic Floor Exerciser, available from a British company called Win Health.
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CAPE CORAL: A 51-year-old man was arrested after he was found making out with blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot.
Families say they witnessed a very private act in a Publix parking lot along Santa Barbara Boulevard.The blowup dolls had female body parts and witnesses say 51-year-old George Bartusek was touching them very inappropriately.
"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.
A customer that saw what was happening inside the car ran inside the store to get a manager while another customer called Cape Coral police.
This wasn't Bartusek's first run-in with the law. He spent time in jail for driving under the influence and for assaulting an officer.
But he has never been arrested for anything quite like this.
"I've never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it's no good," said witness Phyllis Shepard.
Bartusek was charged with Breach of Peace and taken to the Lee County Jail. The dolls were towed away with the car.
He made his first appearance before a judge Thursday morning on a charge of trespassing and disturbing the peace.
Bartusek is being held on $6,500 bond.
"It's just crazy you know and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," said witness Arthur Castro..
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