For The Week Of 02/10/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, ’tis I.” “And who might be the woman you were with?” “I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Fiona Mallory, then?” “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy O’ Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now.” Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” “Five more good leads!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Virgin Me -Loose Women Become Chaste.
Personalized Tit Messages -Fun Times.
Feeders! -WTF!
Fun Things W/ Microwaves -Dont Try It At Home!
Alien and Pants -Abduction Stories!
Alien Clones -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Hotels!

If you have a reservation at a hotel with a strict cancellation policy and you have to cancel beyond the penalty date, simply call the hotel and change your date of arrival. Tell them you won’t be coming until the following week. The next day, call back and cancel your reservation, which is now in advance of the new penalty date. Your credit card will never be billed, and everybody’s happy. Except the hotel. Sweet!
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Q: submitted by Jennie

I have been married 14 years and am having my first love affair. My marriage has gone stale - all my husband does is watch TV. Although I'm fond of him, I don't know if I'm in love with him. My lover is gorgeous but also married! When we are together, we have an incredible time and the sex is out of this world. I miss him when he's not there. I am 34 years old and feel like a lovesick teenager again. He just makes me feel so good and wanted. What should I do?

A:
I can't tell you what to do here. What I can do is point out some issues you need to think through. First, is your marriage over? If deep down you know it is, then whether you are in love with someone else or not, at some point you will leave your husband. All you are talking about is the timing. It could be that your affair is a way of showing you how bad your marriage is and marks a 'transition' from a bad to good situation. If so, I would start making plans to separate. But if your marriage isn't bad enough to leave or if you know you're never going to leave your husband, then you are playing with fire. What if your husband or your lover's wife find out what is happening? You risk losing your marriage, like it or not! Think about your lover. You don't say whether he's considering leaving his wife or even if this is a possibility. If it isn't, then you are likely to hit conflict over your future and the likely result is you feeling hurt. It might be better to end the affair now while you feel good about him.

-JD

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In December, the British subsidiary of the German firm Condomi selected 10 men from among 10,000 college students across Great Britain to be condom testers, paying them a rate of about $170 per term to test for comfort and convenience, with unlimited supplies (of condoms, not partners). Newcastle University law student Dave Chapman, one of the 10, told a reporter in December that he thinks the assignment is "to get through as many as humanly possible." [The Times (London), 12-14-02; The Sun (London), 12-10-02]
 
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