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A man is walking down the street and sees a little boy riding a toy fire engine thatís being pulled by a Dalmatian. Unfortunately, the rope is tied around the dogís balls, and as a consequence, the toy truck is going very slowly.
The man says to the boy, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dogís neck."
"I guess so," says the kid, "but then I wouldnít have a siren."
Valentine's Day is the day for lovers, get your special someone the perfect gift with these tips.
DO NOT buy red roses and chocolates. Everyone does this. This says, I didn't do any thinking and I'm not at all romantic.
Send the gift to their workplace. Women LOVE getting gifts at work to flaunt in front of the other women. If you are going to wear something sexy that night for your man, send it to work that day, so he can build up the anticipation.
You could also send a note to work saying suggesting what you'll be doing later. Something like a clue to what date you are taking her on, or something suggestive to him.
Send them on a treasure hunt. Start the day with a picture or note next to their bedside or on the bathroom mirror telling them the next place to go. At the end of the day, have them find you on the bed with candles lit, or at a private candlelight dinner for two.
Be creative. Most women are much more into the thought than men. They want a romantic story to tell their friends. Most guys, on the other hand, will want something physical, be that a sensual massage or a great dinner. Just really think about how you're special someone is unique, and show them that you care.
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When Iím not urinating, how do I know if Iím performing my Kegel exercises right? Do the exercises make any part of me move or do I feel anything? How do I know Iím working out my PC muscle?
While it would be slightly amusing -- albeit quite bizarre -- if you could control any part of your body with your PC muscle, Iím afraid the answer is: No. The PC muscle canít help you wiggle your ears, but it can definitely make your penis move. So, aside from doing your Kegel exercises while urinating, you can also strengthen your PC muscle by contracting and relaxing it when your penis is erect, which will cause the organ to move up and down. Perform your Kegels a few times every day, and youíll reap the sexual and health benefits of a stronger PC muscle.
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Have you heard? Hospitals to ban gossiping
Thu Feb 7, 9:18 AM ET
BELGRADE (Reuters) - A ban on grumpiness, gossiping, mini-skirts and rudeness is what the doctor orders to improve patient care in Serbia's hospitals, according to new rules issued by the country's Health Ministry. The rules, posted on the ministry's Web site, say staff are not allowed to criticize their hospital or their superiors, and should not accept gifts for their services. Hospital staff are often bribed with cash or gifts for attention or better treatment. "There needs to be ground rules for decency," a ministry spokesman said. Serbia's public health system crumbled during the conflicts of the 1990s, with patients' relatives having to provide everything from bandages and antibiotics to food. Funding improved as stability returned but bribery, often involving hundreds of euros, is still widespread.
(Reporting by Ivana Sekularac; editing by Ellie Tzortzi and Andrew Dobbie)
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