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JOKE OF THE WEEK
After working out in the gym, Bill was in the locker room drying off. He was watching a guy rub vaseline on his chest and, after watching for a few minutes Bill decided to ask why. The guy replied, "It makes hair grow."
Bill didn't have much hair on his chest, and thought that maybe his lover would like it if he did, so on his way home he stopped by the drug store and bought a tub of vaseline.
When his lover walked in later that night and found Bill rubbing vaseline on his chest, he asked him what the hell he was doing. So Bill explained what the guy at the gym told him about it making hair grow. His lover replied, "You fucking idiot, if it really made hair grow you would have a ponytail coming out of your asshole."
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OCALA, FL -- A man ran away from a parole and probation officer after he was caught using a Whizzinator, a device used to produce clean urine, according to Ocala police.
Andrew Scott Skinner, 28, fled Wednesday from the Parole and Probation East office at 24 Northeast First St.
According to Ocala police, Skinner was caught using the device, but a parole officer spotted and confiscated it.
Skinner was asked to enter an office, but he ran away and has not been located, police said.
Skinner was described as a white man about 6 feet tall and 170 pounds.
Records show that Skinner is on drug offender probation until September 2017 for burglary and trafficking in stolen property. He also has served time for grand theft.
Anyone with information about Skinner’s whereabouts is urged to call Crime Stoppers at 352-368-STOP.
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