For The Week Of 02/05/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Condoleeza Rice came in to Bush's office and said "Sir, 2 Brazilian soldiers died in Iraq today." George replied, "Holy Jesus this is terrible. How am I ever going to tell the American people about this one?" She ponders about his strange over-reaction for a minute, then leaves. George then turns to his secretary and says, "How much is a brazillion?"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Lift Its -Get It For Your Girl
Will murai -Eye Candy
Hiroshima -Pics
Miracles -Predicted!
Forgotten Oh-Absurd
Dodge ball-Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Golf!
Have you ever started a game of golf and had the urge to keep going b/c you are playing great like Mickleson, or wanting to improve your game as you play like Tiger but don't want to pay another +$60? Now you can! After you have completed your round, be it 9 or 18 you pull the classic, "Have you seen my club?" routine. As you clean your bag on 18, you notice that a club is missing so you frantically do the course in reverse asking other golfers if they have seen your Left handed Taylor Made pitching wedge. You continue this until you get to a lul in action or to the #2 green(Only to bipass the old, cranky starter on #1) It works every time, best time to do it is in the summer during dusk hours when there is noone on the course when the pace is fast and its cheap as a whistle to get the initial round in. It has worked everytime, except when someone did find a pitching wedge, yet since then I have made it the chances harder to find an actual club(hint the lefty status of the club) Enjoy! Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by jack
I have a crush on this girl I work with. We get along really well, and we flirt when we see each other (find ways to touch each other, she blows me kisses, etc.). These things make me think she might like me too, but it could just be her personality. Also, sheís 22 (Iím 20), which I find intimidating. Should I go for it, or just forget it?

A:

Hereís the thing: Flirting, mutual or otherwise, is neither a promise nor a contract. Itís just kind of a clue. Sometimes itís an invitation, other times itís just harmless fun. Figuring out which is the trick. I have a feeling this girl might just have a flirty personality, but check out how she acts with other dudes in the office. If sheís playing kissy face with them too, sheís probably just having fun. But, if youíre the only one sheís winking at, then her actions might be more of a personal invitation. Do you chill together after work? Share lunch breaks? Even better. As I always say, dating is the ultimate risk/reward situation, in which you never get rewarded if you donít take at least a little risk. Ask her out to something low key and noncommittal and see if she bites. If so, your chances are pretty good. If not, then just have fun with it. Remember, if youíre flirting with an older woman and holding your own, youíre already ahead of the curve.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Bitches Aint Shit
 
 




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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
An increase in intensive indoor cannabis cultivation in the UK since David Cameron's schooldays is widely believed to have increased the availability of more potent varieties. Some high-profile reports have said that modern cannabis is now 10 or even 20 times stronger than that available in the 1970s. But, as with any illegal drug, finding reliable and complete information on what is on the streets is difficult. A report by the European Monitoring Centre For Drugs and Addiction in 2004 rejected the idea that cannabis had become significantly stronger in most of Europe since the 1970s, with only "modest" overall increases. The strength of cannabis is measured by the percentage of a component called Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). A briefing paper by the UK charity DrugScope estimates that the THC content of most cannabis available in the UK has remained relatively constant at 6-8%. The European study found that only in the Netherlands, where more than half of all cannabis is produced through indoor cultivation, was this significantly higher at 16%. While the potency of standard imported cannabis has remained relatively unchanged, indoor cultivation is known to boost THC concentrations two or threefold. This is because of both growing techniques themselves as well as the practice of cross-fertilisation to produce much stronger hybrid varieties such as skunk. Last year 55-year-old David Wyler from Nottingham was jailed for five years after Derby Crown Court heard that plants with a THC content as high as 29% had been found at a house in Ilkeston, Derbyshire - thought to be among the strongest ever found in the UK. Although the indoor propagation is believed to be on the rise in the UK, recent estimates suggest it may still only account for around a quarter of cannabis in Britain. DrugScope spokesman Harry Shapiro said: "I would say that the fact that indoor cannabis growing on a commercial basis has definitely increased since the 1970s means there is the potential for stronger varieties of cannabis to be more widely available. "Nobody knows exactly what the percentage of THC out there is in any given moment." But he added: "What I don't want to be saying is that cannabis in general is a lot more strong than it was. "However you could say the increase in indoor cannabis growth in the UK on a commercial basis has the potential for increasing the amount of strong cannabis in circulation."
 
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