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Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the Operating Room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
And the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn't walk for a year.
Plan Your Next Road Trip with a US Interstates Subway Map
The U.S. Interstates as a Subway Map infographic is a subway-style map of America's interstate highways, and it's pretty handy for quickly planning a cross-country trip. You can see at a glance how the highways connect and the major cities along the way.
Although the map's lines aren't geographically precise, for planning a trip, this design by Cameron Booth may work even better than traditional maps' more accurate road representations. For example, if you're driving from Teaneck, NJ to San Francisco, CA you already know you're going west so all you need to find is that straight red line for I-80 cutting across the map.
Also really useful are the map's circles representing the cities along the way—"stops", & "transfers" for other highways.
A girl I'm seeing has admitted she would like to watch me fight another man over her. I kind of like the idea but am still afraid ot it. Also she has admitted that she would kind of like to watch me get raped by another man and it has been a fantasy of mine for a while to have an Alpha Male royally fuck me preferably in front of a woman. Women have dominated me before and I've really enjoyed in the past, it but is this going to far?
A: Roleplay is healthy if all parties involved are on the same page. And if you're into getting reamed jailhouse-style then go for it! It's a little twisted in my personal opinion, but I'm not you, am I? =P
ATHENS, GA -- Police say two Georgia men tried to fool a motorist into thinking they had a radar gun, then tried to stop the driver near Athens.
The motorist was an off-duty Athens-Clarke County police officer, who pulled them over instead.
Police tell the Athens Banner-Herald the two men in a pickup used a rolled-up magazine to appear they were using radar on U.S. Highway 441 in Oconee County Tuesday. Police say the men "peeled out" after the off-duty officer with their headlights flashing and were mouthing the words "pull over."
The officer called sheriff's officials, who stopped them. Police say one of the men said they got bored, so they decided to try and stop some cars.
The men, ages 25 and 24, were let go with no charges filed.
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