For The Week Of 02/14/2005
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with spectacular breasts and offers her $100 to let him bite them. Are you nuts? she scoffs. What about for $1,000? he asks. Listen, you sick pig, she says. I'm not that kind of woman. You wouldn't even do it for $10,000? the man asks hopefully. You'll pay me $10,000 to bite my breasts? she asks. OK, let's go over to that dark alley. Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them. Hey, are you gonna bite them or what? she huffs. Nah, he shrugs. Too expensive.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Melon Carvings -Talented!
Experience The Moon -Like Neil Armstrong!
ClientCopia -Show !
Honda Motorcycle Ad -Classic
Angelina Jolie -HomeWrecker
Cubeoban -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Keys Stuck In Cars!
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys remote are home, call home on your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the unlock button on their remote, holding it near the phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk!)
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Am
I want to see more of this woman I'm dating but don't want to seem desperate or come on too strong. How can I play it cool but still seem interested?

A:
At the beginning of a relationship (and I consider the "beginning" to be after the fourth date when all four went really, really well), I like to hear from a guy by phone or e-mail about three times a week. For example: I'd love a call on Saturday after a Friday night date; on Tuesday just to day hi; then on Thursday to make plans for the weekend again. And I hope to go out on a date with him at least once during the weekend and maybe one weeknight in between. Any less and I'll think he's not really into it. Any more and I'll worry that he wants to get too serious too fast. Does that give you an idea?

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Call on Me
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
TWO mobsters died in a gun duel — after their sons bickered over whose dad was most powerful. Costantino Magrelli, 14, and Antonio Di Lorenzo, 20, scrapped over their rival fathers, then demanded the pair battle it out. Both men fired at the same time — but Costantino’s dad Giovanni, 44, fell dead to the ground in front of a Naples crowd. The teenager then used his father’s gun to shoot Raffaele Di Lorenzo, 46, point blank in the head. The sons are being held by Italian cops, who said: “It was like OK Corral.”
 
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