For The Week Of 02/18/2008
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

For his birthday, little Ben asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Ben heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Ben told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Emerging Hotties -Of 2008!
Drunkest -Presidents!
Streaming -TV!
Strange -Facts!
Toys for chicks -hehe
Roller Disco Dunk!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How to heelflip on a Skateboard
Step 1: Roll fast enough that you feel like you're rolling smoothly and comfortably across the ground Step 2: Set up with your back foot on the tip of the tail and your front foot just behind the front truck bolts with your toes hanging off the edge of the board. Keep your body straight-- your head should be directly above the center point between your feet. Step 3: Bend down keeping your head above your board. (Don't lean forward, just squat.) Step 4: Pop your ollie and jump with it but don't throw your shoulders back as you go up. Right after your tail taps the ground, kick your front foot forward with the heel in a kind of diagonal direction. Kick it out in front of you but also kick it a little toward the direction in which you are rolling. This helps to give you a flip that you can see and catch easier. Step 5: Don't lean back! Don't try to bail! Catch the board, push it down and land. Roll away happy.
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Q: submited by Kelly
My penis has become slightly curved to one side due to sex and masturbation techniques. What can I do to correct this?

A:
If your penis curves now that you masturbate, your penis most likely curved before you started masturbating -- you just never bothered to take a careful look down before then. Slight curvature of the penis (referred to as congenital curvature) is normal. Thereís nothing you can do to correct the natural shape or lean of your penis; the way itís shaped is no more controllable than the shape of your ears, for instance. If the change in penis shape during erection is significant, however, (Iím talking about an hour-glass-like shape) consult a physician, as this may be a sign of Peyronieís disease.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
301 pennies auctioned off for $10.7M
Sat Feb 16, 7:51 PM ET
LONG BEACH, Calif. - A penny saved is not necessarily just a penny earned: One man's collection of rare American cents has turned into a $10.7 million auction windfall. The collection of 301 cents featured some of the rarest and earliest examples of the American penny, including a cent that was minted for two weeks in 1793 but was abandoned because Congress thought Lady Liberty looked frightened. That coin and a 1794 cent with tiny stars added to prevent counterfeiters each raised hundreds of thousands of dollars, according to the Dallas-based auction house Heritage Auction Galleries, which held the sale in Long Beach on Friday night. Heritage Auction president Greg Rohan said the auction was the biggest ever for a penny collection, with hundreds of bidders vying for the coins. Presale estimates valued the collection at about $7 million. "It was a fabulous night," Rohan said. "Every major coin collector of American cents was either there in person, bidding online or on the telephone." The coins came from the collection of Burbank resident Walter J. Husak, the owner of an aerospace-part manufacturing company. Husak became interested in collecting at age 13, while visiting his grandparents who paid him in old coins for helping with chores. There were 168 successful bidders, and the auction gallery got 15 percent of the total.
 
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