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OF THE WEEK
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Your Mindstate: Ask yourself do you think about sex all the time? This can be any and everywhere you're at such as work, school or home. Do you sit and think on places to have sex? Keeping sex on the brain all the time is a giveaway sign for a sex addiction.
The Opposite Sex: Do you look at people of the opposite sex in their face when you first meet them or do you look at their body? Alot of times sex addicts look at the "goods" first, as oppose to the face.
Your Relationship: If you are in a relationship, do you constantly wish to have sex all the time? Do you wish to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend 24 hours a day? Are there problems in your relationship to your high demand for sex all the time?
Adult Content: When you're watching TV or online, do you view lots of adult content such as nude pics, movies etc.? If you do view nude picture and adult content, do you masturbate while viewing? If so, this is another sure sign of a sexual addiction.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
Can an odor-causing form of male vaginitis be contracted during unprotected sex? Is there even such a thing as male vaginitis?
No, there is no such thing as male vaginitis, but there are a number of other potential sources for the genital odor you detect. If you are uncircumcised, the odor may be the result of a buildup of smegma beneath the foreskin. Smegma is a cheese-like secretion that acts as a natural lubricant, allowing the foreskin to move smoothly over the head of the penis. So smegma is a good thing, but in excess amounts, it can also be a smelly thing. If this is the problem, then clearing the air is just a matter of cleaning it out.
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Two of Greece's most wanted men have staged a daring helicopter escape from Athens' highest-security prison - for the second time in three years.
Armed robber and kidnapper Vassilis Paleokostas and his Albanian offsider Alket Rizaj were days away from standing trial for their escape in 2006.
They fled the prison after a helicopter landed on the jail's roof and threw them a rope ladder.
Three years ago both men managed to escape when a hijacked helicopter landed in the prison yard at exercise time.
The helicopter from the current escape bid was later found abandoned in the Kapandriti region, north of Athens.
The country's enraged justice minister Nicos Dendias has stormed off to the jail and demanded that heads roll.
Among the casualties are two high-level officials from Greece's justice ministry and several senior figures in the prison service, including the jail's director and the inspector for Greece's penitentiary system.
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