For The Week Of 02/24/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the lawyer. “But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!” “Bring them along!” said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.” “But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered. “Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Say Hello to My Little Friend -Awesome Scarface Quotes.
Private Islands -Buy One and Invite Us.
Bruce Lee Revisited! -Awesome Site!
Life Aint Shit But Hoes And Pimps -Super Pimp!
What Are You -Pimp Or Limp!
Poulaga Challenge -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Bars!

I work at a bar and I have noticed this happen in the past, and it always seems to work. Order a drink, any drink you want, finish about three-fourths of it and set it out in the open (i.e., a table but not the bar counter) Keep an eye on it, and if one of the staff picks it up and takes it to the bar back or trashes it, call the person over. Politely ask them if they took the drink on the table and you probably won't even have to ask for a new one, since its common courtesy to replace it for free. Don't worry though, the bartender will most likely not charge the person replacing the drink. Even if you do get charged, it saves you the trip!
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ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by Jack

I’m really attracted to a friend of mine and would like to get something going, but I’m afraid that if we have a relationship it might not work out and our friendship would be ruined forever What shall I do?

A:
Have a plan. You have to decide which type of relationship you really want. Then you find out if s/he is dating someone else. If they are, you leave it alone. Even if you think you are a much better catch, or that your friend isn’t being treated with the respect that he or she deserves, the fact is that your friend has chosen this person and is committed elsewhere. You don’t want your friend angry at you for crossing boundaries you should respect. But if your friend is free and single, you move to investigation level 2 where you find out if s/he is liking, crushing on, or interested in getting together and dating someone else. You can try showing him or her how much you care through calls and attention, but you never SAY it at this point. You are careful to keep an eye on what is going on with their other interest while you proceed to date other people when you can. BUT If the coast is 100% clear, you jump in and inform this friend that you were thinking about how wonderful s/he is, and that you would have liked to get together on a different level but are worried that you would lose a friendship that is very important to you. See what your friend has to say! Sometimes s/he was thinking the same thing but was afraid just as you are! There are no guarantees in life. And just because you like your friend romantically doesn’t mean that s/he has to feel the same. Expressing your feelings takes some real courage. And sometimes you have to risk the sure thing to go for the bonus prize behind Door #1, ya know?

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Everything Is Gay!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Though state tax revenues are shrinking nationwide, Kansas reported in January that taxes paid on marijuana sales were up 5 percent and taxes paid on cocaine, methamphetamine and other hard drugs were up 20 percent. As other states do, Kansas sells revenue stamps (in denominations from $10 to $1,000) that dealers are supposed to affix to the drugs in order to sell them. Even though such sales themselves are illegal, law enforcement agencies are forbidden from accessing information on the sellers (and if they did, any conviction would probably be tossed out, as based on unconstitutional self-incrimination). A Revenue Department spokesman guessed that most people who buy the stamps are merely collectors. [Wichita Eagle, 1-26-03]
 
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