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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"
He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."
Floating Stickies Puts Sticky Notes on Your Android
Android: Floating Stickies is a great app for creating customizable sticky notes that can float above anything else on your screen.
Clicking on the app's icon will open up your saved stickies, or create a new one if none exist. You can add text, resize and drag the stickies around to your heart's content, and they will always float on the top of your screen. If you want to move a sticky out of the way, dragging it to the left side of the screen will replace it with a tiny translucent pencil icon, which you can drag back onto the screen to restore the note. To save your stickies and quit the app entirely, just tap the message it creates in the notification drawer.
Obviously, this isn't going to replace an app like Evernote for mobile note-taking, but it's a great intermediate step for quick idea capture, especially if you need to refer to information on the web or within another app. Floating Stickies is free on Google Play.
I'm been hearing a lot of things about what you eat fruits that are sweet, your cum taste sweet. If it's true, what are fruits or food in general that you recommend to eat to have your cum taste sweet?
"Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended too, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them."
MUSKEGON, MI -- Losing something you treasure dearly can be infuriating and heartbreaking. That's how Earlie Johnson felt after his $7,500 porn collection was stolen from his Michigan home.
In addition to his extensive library, the robbers also stole three flat-screen television sets.
The 43-year-old Johnson estimates that his collection of porn is worth nearly $8,000 because it features extremely rare films featuring African-American adult actresses that date back to the 1970s. "I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now," he said. "My collection was the best in Michigan—a guy in Connecticut told me that."
At the moment, police don't have any leads, but adult film company boss Mike Kulich has a generous offer for Johnson. Kulich, the owner of Monarchy Distribution, is willing to give Johnson a number of movies as well as two free passes to next year's Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
Johnson, the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon," was blown away by the offer.
“That right there was heartwarming for people that didn’t even know me to show me that much love,” he said. “I say many thanks to those people out there that would want to help me out."
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