For The Week Of 02/26/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."

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Nuclear Nightmare -Chernobyl
History Of Religion -Education
Watch Online Tv -For Free
Oragami -Leave A Great Tip!
Calvin Hobbes-War And Not Peace!
Tower Blaster-Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
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Q: submited by Jane
My boyfriend and I have been together for about 10 months now, but I've noticed over the past few months that he doesn't seem to want sex. He says that it's not me, that he doesn't feel sexually aroused by anyone. He's also told me that he doesn't have an orgasm when he ejaculates. Is that normal? Currently, we have sex a few times a week, but I think he only does it to make me happy. I don't want him to have sex with me out of duty. Is this too much to ask? Or is it him? Should he take some sort of medication or go to therapy? We are dead broke, so if you have any cheap/free alternatives or other suggestions, I would be incredibly grateful.

A:

I wonder if the fact that you are "dead broke" is playing a major role in your boyfriend's behavior. Perhaps the feeling that he can't seem to earn a decent living is reducing his desire for sex. Men inherently expect to be the breadwinners, and most men who lose jobs will find that their desire for sex decreases. They end up feeling less manly because of their inability to put food on the table. I also think your financial situation might be at the root of why your boyfriend doesn't have orgasms. He could be afraid of causing an unintended pregnancy -- another thing you can't afford. Of course, this is just a guess. It could be something else entirely. When patients see me, or any sex therapist, the first thing that needs to be done is to rule out any possible physical causes to a given problem. If your boyfriend has truly never had an orgasm, even from masturbation, that could mean there's a medical condition that is at the root of all this. There are diseases, like diabetes, that can make a man impotent. And some medications decrease a patient's desire for sex. Getting a checkup would be an important first step, and hopefully there are some clinics in your neighborhood that don't charge much. This problem clearly has nothing to do with you, so don't feel that you are to blame. And it's okay to have sex to satisfy your needs for the time being, until you find out what is going on. Have him go for a physical, even if it means waiting in a long line at a free or reduced-price clinic. If it turns out that the problem isn't physical in nature, then go to a large teaching hospital and see if the two of you can consult with a social worker. They have the training to help in matters such as these, but their fees are reduced, and in some cases may be waived entirely.

-Tina

 
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SEATTLE - A human kidney stolen from an exhibit of preserved bodies and organs was recovered after two months, thanks to an anonymous tip, police said. Police interviewed and released a 26-year-old Tacoma man about the case and were waiting for prosecutors to decide whether to bring charges, Officer Jeffery R. Kappel said. Police declined to say why the kidney was taken or where it had been kept. The organ disappeared Dec. 30 from "Bodies ... The Exhibition," which features 20 cadavers and 260 other parts preserved with a process that replaces human tissue with silicone rubber. Skin is removed, exposing muscles, bones, organs, tendons, blood vessels and brains. The kidney was part of an interactive area where visitors can touch some body parts. The exhibit, which runs through April 29, is one of several being shown around the world. The displays have drawn protests in Seattle and elsewhere because the Chinese citizens whose cadavers and body parts were used never agreed to let their remains be displayed. It was unclear whether anyone would claim a $10,000 reward offered in January by Premier Exhibitions Inc. of Atlanta for the kidney's return. Police were holding the kidney as evidence. The theft was the first from a "Bodies" display, a Premier Exhibitions spokeswoman said.
 
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