For The Week Of 03/03/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man wakes to a beautiful, sunny day. “Honey,” he says, shaking his wife, “wake up. We’re going fishing.” “I don’t know…” she mumbles. “I’m going out to get the dog and load up the truck,” he says. “When I get back, you decide: Come fishing, give me a blow job, or take it up the ass.” She rolls her eyes, but when he comes back she starts to unzip him. “I see you’ve made your decision,” he says, pulling down his pants. “What’s that smell?” she asks, wincing. “Oh, yeah,” he says, “the dog didn’t wanna go, either.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Paper Airplane Simulator -Very Entertianing.
Britney Spears -Opps I Farted Again.
Americans Against Masturbation! -WTF!
Chicago Car Show -Concept Cars!
Ninja Skills -Are You One!
Drunk Piss -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Car Repair!

Is a stubborn rear brake drum getting between you and more frustrating automobile self-repair crises? Take your car to a brake shop that provides free inspections. Once the \wrench-heads there have removed the obstinate drum to inspect your brakes, they’ll inform you that your brakes need replacing. You already know this, of course (let’s try to stay focused here), and will simply reply you’re not ready to authorize repairs. They will put it all back together and send you on your way, with your rear nicely loosened—drum. Rear drum nicely loosened—for easy release at home. If you ask nicely, you can even get a complete parts list for your own repairs!
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ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by W

Will a penis pump actually increase my size over time? And which one do you suggest?

A:
Sorry. Penis pumps do not increase size over time. They temporarily increase size and firmness while you use them and shortly after. But an hour or so later, you revert to your natural self. Penis pumps create a semi-vacuum around the penis, which draws some extra blood into the organ, giving you a temporarily larger, firmer erection. But once you pull your penis out of your pump, the partial vacuum disappears, and so does the pump's size-enhancing effect. If you want to be all you can be, pumps are fun toys for playing with penis size. If you have a disability that impairs erection, pumps can help raise an erection firm enough for intercourse. They're recommended by many physicians and sex therapists who work with disabled men. But the effects are temporary.

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In her Daily Telegraph (London) column of Jan. 16, Medical Editor Celia Hall reported that a family doctor in western England has been summoned to a formal hearing before his local primary-care trust because he refused to certify a male patient for a Pap smear to screen him for cervical cancer. The man sincerely believes he is a hermaphrodite, but his doctor said he can find no evidence of that (and in fact, the man once fathered a child). At least one colleague suggested appeasing the patient, which the doctor said he might do if someone would teach him the procedure for performing a cervical smear on a 34-year-old male. [Daily Telegraph, 1-16-03]
 
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