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A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening." Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!" "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks. "No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
Apply an ice pack for 20 minutes to any area that hurts. Repeat this every hour until the pain subsides.
Stretch the sore area gently to rid your body of lactic acid, which contributes to the pain.
Walk 15 to 30 minutes at least once a day to increase circulation throughout your body. This will also help deliver much-needed oxygen to the sore muscles.
Drink a minimum of eight glasses (64 oz.) of water daily - more if you're active - to hydrate your body.
Avoid strenuous activity as long as you're in pain.
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Is it possible to get more information regarding engagement of the male G-spot without penetration?
Sorry to break it to you, but the male G-spot is the prostate, a feel-good gland that is tucked away in your rectum. This means that if you want access to it, someone -- whether itís you or your partner -- is going to have to insert a finger or a prostate massager into your rectum. Anything short of telekinesis, there is no other way to stimulate your G-spot.
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NJ students punished for penny payments
Fri Feb 29, 9:57 PM ET
READINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Sometimes a penny for your thoughts isn't a good thing. Readington Township school officials gave 29 students detention after they used pennies to pay for their $2 lunches. Superintendent Jorden Schiff says it started out as a prank. But as the eighth-graders began to get in trouble for taking up so much time, it turned into a protest about Thursday's shortened lunch period. Schiff said the students were punished for holding up their peers and disrespecting lunch aides. Schiff said some parents think a two-day detention went too far and others think it wasn't enough. The school said it wants students to know they can express themselves without disrupting other people.
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