For The Week Of 03/06/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

"Second wish," said the Chief.

"I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.

"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."

"I'll need my horse again."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.

"I said POSSE!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Top Gear's Winter Olympics -Google Video
Blind Date -W/ A Crack Whore!
Christmas Cards -With A Fake Family?
Survival-Would You?
Overheard In Chicago -Some Gems In There
Shock Absorbers -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Soda Machines!
Whenever you find a pop machine with an 800 number on it, call and say the machine took your dollar. The company usually will send you a coupon for a free can or a refund. You can do this as often as you likeóor at least until your teeth rot from one too many Shastas.

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Q: submited by Jackie
I work with a lot of sexy women, younger and older, who know I am married, but they flirt with me anyway. Sometimes I think they want more and that maybe I want more from them, too. The temptation is so bad (but it feels so good), but I love my wife and donít want to hurt her. What do I do?
A:
So temptation has your nads in a death grip. So what? It happens to everyone. The solution to your dilemma is simple: If you truly love your wife and you even more truly donít want to hurt her, donít. Look, Iím not saying that dealing with the temptation demon isnít a bitch, because it is. But how you do deal with it makes you the man you are. Nobody grows balls by confronting things that come easy. Thatís kidís stuff. So be the man you are, and handle the situation appropriately. Remember, nothingís wrong with a little harmless flirting now and then, but if the name Clarence Thomas comes up, back off. Not to mention, flirting does not always equal intention,so whoís to say these women would be willing anyway. Besides, the problem lies with you. If you find that youíve done everything you can (honestly) and the temptation is still too hot to handle, then consider that you may have deeper problems with your wife and deal with thoseóalso like a man.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A Swedish man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple has been ordered to pay child support for their three children. In the early 1990s the man, now 39, donated his sperm to a woman in a lesbian relationship. She had three sons, the oldest of whom is now 13 years old. Although the man signed a document confirming he was the biological father of the children, he told the court the women agreed he would not be involved in their upbringing in any way. But when the women separated, the biological mother of the three boys demanded child support payments from the man. He went to court but lost the case and the subsequent appeal before taking the matter to the Supreme Court, the highest appeals court in the country. The Supreme Court has confirmed the earlier rulings, stating that the biological father is required to pay child support to the mother of the three children he indirectly fathered.
 
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