For The Week Of 03/07/2005
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Gadgets -Top 100 Of All Time
Calvin And Hobbes -Every Comic Ever Drawn!
Roman Loranc -Eye Candy!
Take It Like A Man -WTF
HItman -Profesional Contract Killers
Helicopter -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Hotels And Motel!
The situation: You’re taking your girlfriend out to dinner at a popular restaurant for her birthday and realize that you haven’t made reservations! This place usually books three to four weeks in advance and is impossible to get into on a Friday or Saturday. The solution: Call (as soon as you can) to let the restaurant know you’ve had a change in plans, and would like to move your (nonexistent) 8:00 reservation to 8:30. Most upscale restaurants won’t admit to losing your reservation. For those that do, just make a fuss (“I made these reservations for her 30th birthday a month ago! I even hired a limousine!”). The worst that happens is they “fit you in” a few minutes after your desired reservation.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by janie
Recently my boyfriend tried to stick his finger up my butt when we were having sex. Do men think that turns girls on?

A:
Yes, lots of men think that anal play turns girls on, probably because it turns them on. Despite the common misconception that back-door action is only for gay men, the anus is loaded with nerves and can be a pleasure center for men and women regardless of their sexual orientation. Another reason why so many guys find anal stimulation so tantalizing is the fact that it's still considered taboo. That "naughty" element can be highly erotic. So, perhaps your guy was just trying to excite you. Or, maybe he was hoping you'd return the frisky favor. Whatever his intention, what really matters is how you feel about "back there" exploration.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Amazing Deaf Standup
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES

ISTANBUL (AFP) - MILWAUKEE -- A fashion show is turning into a fight for expression at Milwaukee's High School of the Arts, Milwaukee television station WISN reported. At the annual show two years ago, Joel Littleton modeled his women's-wear design. But this year, he said the principal decided he could only participate if he wore men's clothing. Littleton is a senior and said no one has questioned his cross-dressing in the past. He even wore a dress to prom. Fashion show organizers asked the American Civil Liberties Union to step in. Littleton believes the decision violates his right to free expression. "They didn't really give me a reason why he shouldn't be in the fashion show. All they told me was he has to wear gender-specific clothing in order to participate," student organizer Amaker Johnson said. "It's an artistic forum, you know? It's transforming your body into something completely different. That is very artistic," Littleton said. Late Thursday afternoon, Milwaukee Public Schools' central office told the station that the principal at the school would reopen discussions about Littleton's participation in the event. The show is scheduled for next Friday night.

 
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