For The Week Of 03/08/2004
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A drunk guy walks into a bar, goes over to a woman standing at the jukebox, and grabs her ass. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” the woman screams. “I’m sorry,” replies the drunk. “I thought you were my wife!” “Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!” she yells. “See? You sound just like her.”

The Art Of Seduction -Maybe It Will Help Sublimers Get Laid!
Dont Mess With BulletProof Glass -hilarious!
Basic Laws Of Stupidity! -Good Read
Seat Guru -Find The Best Seats On Your Next Flight!
The Singhsons -India's Answer To Tthe Simpsons!
Gold Miner -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Pizza Delivery!
On a busy night (i.e. weekend), order your pizza. When it arrives, wait five minutes, and call them back, explaining that the pizza was OK, except it was all mangled up, as if it turned upside down in the box. Lay it on, telling them that “having worked in a pizza joint in college yourself,” you understand that delivery guys can get really busy and inadvertently pull the pizzas out sideways. Tell them that you’re going to eat the pizza, but that you wanted to let them know what happened, so that it’s not a problem next time. They almost always give you a credit for a free one, regardless. If that doesn’t do the trick, call the pizza place and tell them they delivered the wrong pie. Minutes later, the delivery guy will come to your door with the pizza you requested. They won’t ask for the old pizza back because it’s policy, and they don’t know what you may have done to it. That makes two pizzas for the price of one
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I couldn't get dates or "get laid" in college. And that's supposed to be the time when it's easy to meet and date women, right? Is there any point in trying anymore, or should I just throw in the towel?

Of course you shouldn't throw in the towel! Women in college are all about a guy's looks and "bad-boy" attitude. But as we get older, we focus more on how a guy treats us, how stable he is, his personality, sense of humor, etc. This is especially true after we've been dumped or hurt by Players! You'll probably have better and better luck as you get older -- guys are lucky that way


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Albuquerque emergency room physician Sam Slishman is working to launch his Endorphin Power Co., which is a homeless shelter providing drug rehabilitation based on vigorous exercise at on-premises workout stations. However, Slishman also wants his center to help pay for itself by selling the electric power that could be harnessed by his down-and-out population's daily workouts (pedaling, lifting, working the treadmills). Endorphin Power, Slishman says, will be the city's inspirational flagship for "social rehabilitation and renewable energy." [Albuquerque Journal, 1-31-04]

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