|JOKE OF THE
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed,
doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her
why, and she replies, "You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had,
but every time we make love you give me splinters." This remark
bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he seeks advice from
Gepetto, who suggests a bit of sandpaper might "smooth out"
Pinnochio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously
thanks his creator and goes on his way. A couple of weeks later,
Gepetto runs into Pinocchio at the hardware store, where his little
wooden friend is buying every package of sandpaper the store has in
stock. "So, Pinocchio," Gepetto remarks, "things must be going
pretty damn good with the girls, eh?" "Girls?" says Pinocchio, "Who
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Q: submitted by
Here is my situation. I have just gotten out of a
relationship that I thought would be my last. I know, we have all
been there. The thing is, is that I am a mess, but I still want to
date women that includes physical closeness. How do I get back into
the dating world? The one thing I have realized is that when it
comes to women and figuring out what they want, I am completely
clueless. Any ideas? Thank you!
Sorry for your
break up. I know how frustrating it can be to think that you've
finally, after all this time found the one you're settling into,
only to realize that it's yet another what I like to call "begets"
relationship. Meaning -- Many of the relationships we have bring us
closer to understanding ourselves and our needs and therefore beget
better relationships. Now, I know you're not going to want to hear
this, but if you're a mess, you have to get through that and find
your way back to being on your own comfortably again. I'm not
advocating that you isolate yourself. On the contrary, get out there
and meet new people, women. But, understand that you're still in
pain. Until you grow past it, it is what it is, so accept it.
Lastly, as far as figuring women out, they are as complicated as
men. We're not as different as you think. Right now, focus on
yourself, make new friends, put yourself in new situations. Take a
class, drive a different route to work, smile as often as you can
and you will meet women... Sooner then you think, I'm sure. Good
luck and keep me looped.
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|The British government
proposed privacy-rights legislation in January that would
permit people to have sex in public restrooms as long as they
could not be seen by others using the restroom. The week after
that, the California Patriot (a publication of students at the
University of California, Berkeley) reported that a
university-funded gay students' Web site was openly discussing
which restrooms on campus were the most hospitable for public
sex (acts which are still illegal in California). [Daily
Telegraph (London), 1-30-03] [California Patriot, 2-4-03]
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