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The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?"
After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"
"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"
Work with what you have. Building a dungeon takes time and expense. Begin by modifying what you already have, such as adding restraints to your headboard or installing eyehooks to a joist in your ceiling, which you can put chains and locks through.
Use household furniture you already own. Look around your home for things to use such as chairs to tie someone to or desks to place hooks in. To dominate your partner in lots of ways, you could have him lie on a table and bind his wrists and ankles to the table legs.
Start small. Some less expensive furniture to use in bondage includes a kneeler and a low stool.
Do it yourself. You can build simple furniture without a lot of skill. Use your imagination and put padding on a sawhorse, for example, or turn a sofa pillow and some scrap lumber into a kneeler.
Use an X frame or a St. Andrews Cross to bind your submissive's arms and legs while she is in a standing position. There are many variations on these designs, including the ones sold at BondageFurniture.com (see Resources below).
Put your submissive in a sex sling, suspended from a frame or the ceiling. Optionally, you can put his legs in the leg restraints that are often a part of sex slings.
Bend your partner over the top of a spanking bench for easy access to her spankable parts. With her buttocks facing upwards and out, you will have an easy time spanking her and she will have a difficult time struggling--especially if you restrain her wrists in wrist cuffs and attach her ankles to a spreader bar.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
I was wondering if there was a way to hold back ejaculating while my girlfriend is preforming oral sex, without having to make her stop. I feel like I would get embarrassed if I were to make her stop so I don't get off too soon. Also, it's difficult to get her to give me oral, but she likes for me to give her oral. Do you have any tips on how to get her in the mood to do it?
If you want to prolong oral sex by delaying your ejaculation, you don't necessarily have to ask your girlfriend to stop altogether. Instead, ask her to switch it up whenever you feel that you are on your way to ejaculating. For instance, ask her to use only her fingertips, her tongue, or to concentrate on a different part of your penis for a while.
As for getting her to give you oral, I have a few suggestions:
Make sure that you're freshly showered before you initiate any type of intimacy. You can even begin the intimacy in the shower if you like.
Try incorporating food into the mix. For instance, give her a lollipop or a Popsicle and tell her that her sucking on it is really turning you on and let it go from there. Honey and edible body paint can also be fun.
Start giving her oral, and when she's getting really excited stop and tell her that you won't continue until she returns the favor.
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New York-- Three people bought peppers at a Queens store last night and found them even hotter than they expected - all of them had bags of cocaine inside, police sources said.
The peppers were sold at a store on Liberty Avenue in Ozone Park to three separate purchasers, none of whom apparently had any idea of what they were buying.
Store owners told authorities that the peppers had been imported from South America. Police notified the health department and cops were searching the store with K-9 units.
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