For The Week Of 03/17/2003
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
world famous sublime T-shirts and hats if we use your submission on ANY of the sections below...
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two guys are chatting in a bar, complaining about their wives. “My wife is really dumb,” says the first guy. “Last week she bought a brand-new car, and she doesn’t even know how to drive.” “That’s nothing,” says the second guy. “Last week I found a bunch of condoms in my wife’s purse, and she doesn’t even have a penis!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Labial Saline Infusion -Tasty.
Bum Wines -Top 5 List.
Ninga Film Contest! -Very Cool!
Ink Bot Test -Quiz!
Lick My Pole -Gross Yet A Turn On!
Grandpa Boxing -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Software Companies!

Want to enjoy the conveniences of modern computer software without all the inconveniences of working to pay for it? Scrape together the necessary dough and purchase the chosen program. Carefully open the shrink-wrap and keep it with all its stickers intact. Install the software in your computer, then put everything back in the box and take it to Blockbuster. Every Blockbuster is equipped with a shrink-wrapping machine—all you have to do is slip one of the high-school-register goons a little beer money to have him seal it up for you. If you really want to be thorough, take all the stickers off the old wrapping and affix them to the newly shrink-wrapped packaging. Finally, take it back and get your money. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submitted by Jack

I can't orgasm easily by myself and it's virtually impossible with a partner. I have a hard time concentrating and it requires detailed fantasies. I'm ashamed and frustrated and wonder if it's bad karma to fantasize about abusive things and, ultimately, make things worse. (I wasn't physically/sexually abused as a child though). I do find that these fantasies get worn and need more detail and more shock appeal as time goes on. It's like I have to keep on raising the stakes.

A:
Many people learn to use fantasy to orgasm. Often fantasizing begins during masturbation with a favorite fantasy and continues into partnered sex. While there is nothing what-so-ever inherently wrong with making fantasy a part of a rich sex life; the problem is that it can come between you and the experience you are having with your lover. Orgasm is an experience of letting go - of surrendering to the pleasure and the profound intimacy of sexual connection. When there are things on your mind, it is impossible to be as present as you need to be to have orgasmic sex. Get the things that are in the way out of the way. Talk to your lover about what you are feeling. And then practice open eyed love making. A daring and intimate practice that surpasses even fantasy .

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Real Safe Sex!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In Washington, D.C., in February, Ronald T. Stephenson, 20, was convicted of murder in an out-of-control June 2000 robbery. The key police evidence was a videotape of Stephenson subsequently confessing to the crime in a visit to the home of his partner, Dwight Walker (who had, unbeknownst to Stephenson, become an informant). On the tape, Stephenson is heard to tell Walker that there is no way the police can get him for the murder unless, for example, they somehow caught him admitting on videotape that he did it.
 
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