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A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The State of New Mexico
claimed he wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded
the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with
me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The
cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week,
pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday
night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the rancher.
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I will be married in the middle of this year and my future wife and I are both virgins at age 24. We are both nervous and excited at the same time. What advice can you give to ease the nervousness for both of us that night?
It’s normal to be nervous, but you and your fiancée have one great advantage: There’s no way you can disappoint her or be disappointed yourself. Take comfort in the fact that neither one of you has any preconceived expectations. Not only won’t your fiancée be comparing you to anyone, but she also won’t know what to expect -- which means that she’ll love any impromptu technique you break out on her. If reminding yourselves of this fact still doesn’t ease your nerves, opt for a glass or two of champagne to give you a little liquid courage.
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Police discover souped-up prison tunnel
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - Police in Chile, a country known more for mining than for prison breaks, discovered on Wednesday an elaborate tunnel with built-in ventilation and noise barriers near a penitentiary in the Santiago area. The 279-foot (85-meter) long tunnel resembled an underground mine structure, built with cement and wooden beams and boasting electrical power and carts for hauling away dirt and rock. Police said the wives of two inmates at the Colina II prison had hired four miners to build the escape tunnel, which led from a nearby house toward the facility and was only 98 feet shy of an interior prison yard. "If the tunnel had reached its destination, as many as 200 people could have escaped," Felipe Harboe, the Interior Ministry's No. 2 official, told reporters. Police heard about the tunnel while monitoring prisoners' telephone conversations as part of an investigation into drug trafficking. "The tunnel is striking. I don't know of anything like it in police history," Rene Castellon, a deputy director among police detectives, said about the structure that was nearly high enough in some places for an adult to stand upright. (Reporting by Antonio de la Jara; Writing by Lisa Yulkowski; Editing by Hilary Burke)
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