|JOKE OF THE
A boy walks into the living room where
his Father sits reading the newspaper. The boy asks his Father, "Dad
what is the difference between theory and reality?". The Father puts
his paper down and asks the boy, "Why do you want to know that
for?". The boy says, " I was assigned to write a paper for school".
The Father ponders a minute and then replies, "Go ask your Mother if
she would sleep with a complete stranger for a million dollars". The
boy runs into the kitchen where his Mother is cooking dinner to ask
her the question. He soon returns to his father and says, " Mom said
that she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars". The
Father then tells his son to go upstairs and ask his older sister if
she would sleep with a complete stranger for a million dollars. The
boy runs upstairs and once again soon returns to advise his Father
that his sister said that she would sleep with a stranger for a
million dollars. The Father then sits the boy down on the ottoman in
front of him and explains the difference between theory and reality.
"Son, you see in theory we would be Millionaires but in reality we
live with a couple of whores."
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|Cheat Professors! |
This oneís an old
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stretch it out as far as you can without snapping it, and tack it
down. Next, write whatever it is youíre having so damn much trouble
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non-stretched state, the writing will be totally unrecognizable. Go
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Q: submitted by
alright JD, i need your help. a couple weeks ago
i gave this guy head. it made its way back to me that he told a few
guys i was really good and "at the top of his list." he said i was
one of the best. now i was flattered for a moment b/c i have a good
idea of how much head this guy has gotten, but then i started
thinking....i don't want to be ONE of the best - i want to be THE
best! so please, give me some tips! and i already know the
importance of enjoying it myself - but i think it would be easier to
enjoy more if i knew i was absolutely amazing at it. now i know
everyone is different and what does it for one doesn't necessarily
do it for the next, but please tell me LOTS of things so i have a
good repetoire that has something that'll get everyone to think i'm
the best. i wanna blow the other girls outta the wat! er! (no pun
intended) Thanks and keep up the good work - you sound really hott
btw. what do you look like?
let me tell you that
you are one special woman. i feel the same way about things. well
not about the sucking dick part, but about wanting to be the best at
satisfying a partner. it is something to take pride in and if more
people did there would be a lot more happy relationships out there.
now lets get to answering your question. for me the best blowjobs
are when a girl knows how to tease a cock just right. you probably
don't like it as much when a guy comes tearing in and starts
munching your box at a million miles per hour right? well the same
holds true for a guy i think. really take your time getting that
cock rigid hard. tease it with your tongue, lips, and even rubbing
your face against it a little is nice. oh yeah, and don't spend all
the time at the top. that is the most sensitive part and it is akin
to when a guy gives you too much clitoral stimulation. that kind of
stimulation needs to be worked up to. after some teasing it is time
to step it up a bit and get things rolling. i love it when a girl
slowly slides her mouth around my cock and slides it as deep as it
can go. then just keep it there and do a slight pulsating sucking
effect with your mouth. this gets my cock so hard that i can
probably do some light carpentry work with it. now if you really
want to drive a guy crazy start playing with your pussy a little
while sucking on his cock. at this point i'd be going crazy and
really be ready for some more. so back off enough on the cock so you
can get a hand on there also and start doing some short jerking
movements while sucking on it also. now i am aware that you now have
one hand jerking off a cock, a mouthful of cock and are rubbing your
pussy, but you said you wanted to give the mother of all BJs so it
is going to take a little coordination. ;-) at this point i would
time the rhythm of your cock sucking to the rubbing of your pussy.
for me, mentally, feeling the rhythm of your sucking increase with
the build up of your pussy rubbing is amazing. if you could cum like
this that would be great because i can assure you that would be the
perfect climax for the ultimate BJ. if you can not just build up the
pace until the guy can not stand it anymore and cums. now i am sure
there are guys on both sides of the fence on this next part but
either way you are money. right before and during cumming i like no
mouth action and a fierce, tight hand job finisher. put this all
together and i can assure you are going to have one blown (sorry
about the pun) away partner. now if you need any help my address
is... ;-) as for the pic..this is all i got.
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|A CHEF who denied having
sex with a nanny goat was trapped after police discovered some
of its hairs in his underpants, a court heard yesterday.
Stephen Hall, 23, was seen by a trainload of people romping
half-naked with the animal in a field called Paradise
Allotments. Dozens of horrified passengers rang 999 on their
mobile phones ó jamming police switchboards. And two fuming
passers-by carried out a citizenís arrest on Hall as cops
dashed to the scene. But randy Hall originally denied the
offence ó until police experts found samples of goat hair in
his underwear. He finally confessed all and pleaded guilty to
buggery with the goat at Hull Crown Court in East Yorkshire.
But yesterday judge Michael Mettyear was left baffled when gay
Hallís lawyer Chris Dunn suggested his client was given
community service and placed on a sex offendersí programme.
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