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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Warming up your dinner."
Jettison Ejects External Drives When Your Mac Goes to Sleep
OS X: Jettison is a handy Mac utility that runs in the background and automatically unmounts external drives when you put your computer to sleep.
While it's usually okay to yank out USB drives without ejecting them, you probably shouldn't get in the habit. OS X still uses write caching on external drives when the system is asleep, so you run the risk of corrupting data if you close your MacBook and pull out an SD card or external hard drive. With Jettison enabled, your computer will force eject all of your drives immediately upon sleeping, and will even remount them automatically when you return.
I constantly forget to unplug everything before closing my computer, so Jettison saves me the trouble of waking the machine up, keying in my login password, and ejecting the drives manually. If you have the same problem, Jettison can solve it for $1.99.
"My girlfriend/wife, has cheated on me at least 4 times in the past 12 years. Each time she seems so heartless and careless that she can care less about me. After everything is all said and done, she tells me she loves me and will not ever do it again. I have never cheated or abused her in any which way of form, but only treated her like a queen. I feel it in my heart that she will do it again, just as long as she gets away with it. What should I do? She has no where to go, no job, nothing."
"Why stay with the one who tortures you. Leave this woman, stop asking yourself why she is, you will not know why. It will just be the hauting thought driving you mad. Do yourself a favor stop trying to figure out your wife and make her your xwife."
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- A certain San Francisco restaurant is so odorous that a noisy neighbor's complaints threaten to shutter it over the smell.
Bacon Bacon is the eatery, and it's no surprise what the Haight Ashbury restaurant specializes in. More surprising is the problem an anonymous complainant has -- with the smell of bacon.
More people appear to be a fan, with 1,100 swine fans signing an online petition in support of the restaurant.
The eatery needed to reapply for permits to remain open. That allowed a neighbor with a distaste for bacon to voice complaints, according to the San Francisco Examiner.
The neighbor wants the restaurant to install a filtration system on the roof to smoke out the scent of bubbling, sizzling hog fat, the newspaper reported.
The owner of the restaurant, Jim Angelus, agreed -- as long as the city gives him the permits.
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