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A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets & cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill & with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There are two of them."
WahWah Turns Your iPhone Into a Broadcasting Radio Station
Ever wanted to start your own radio station, but didn't want to go through all the trouble of actually licensing music or really working for it? Wahwah.fm is a an iPhone app that pulls your pre-existing music library from your phone and allows you to broadcast it to the world.
Wahwah.fm is a bit similar to the previously mentioned Turntable.fm with the exception that the station you create is all yours. Once you set up a few initial things you can start following other users to listen to their stations or start broadcasting yourself. If you have a large music library, the app takes a really long time to pull everything in, but once it does, it works like a charm.
You can add songs to a playlist with a swipe or a tap. Hit play and it starts broadcasting your music. You can set it up with permissions to use your location if you like. That way you can give all your neighbors a taste of your music without cranking up the stereo in your house. Alternately, you can skip the location part and just broadcast from nowhere. Wahwah is a free download in the iTunes App store. Hit the link to check it out & start broadcasting your own station.
When I masturbate I like to be laying down or in a chair. This is because it feels odd to ejaculate while standing up. It feels more intense when I'm standing. I read somewhere that lying down while doing it is better. Is this true?
A: I am not aware of any medical facts to back up which way is more pleasurable to masturbate. I do know that when you ejaculate the lower half of your body contracts and waves of sensation go through you making it difficult to stand. For me as a 30 year old man it is much more comfortable to be laying down & easier to enjoy.
SARASOTA, FL -- The Sarasota Police headquarters was evacuated Thursday afternoon after police say a man showed up with a live hand grenade.
At approximately 2:23 pm on Thursday, Jeffrey Ream brought a live grenade to Sarasota Police Department Headquarters.
Ream found the grenade inside of a paper bag in his front yard. He transported the grenade to the police department.
Once he arrived at the police department he placed the grenade on top of the hood of his vehicle.
As he was approaching the front desk officer he came into contact with Lt. Randy Boyd. Ream informed Lt. Boyd that he had a grenade on the hood of his vehicle. Lt. Boyd verified that it was in fact a grenade.
The Sarasota Police Department’s Explosive Materials Unit (EMU) was activated.
All surrounding businesses & the police department were evacuated.
The grenade was detonated in a secure location by the EMU.
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