|JOKE OF THE
A guy was stranded on a desert island
with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves
on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start
a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs.
Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. After
several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a
problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.”
Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow
pencil?” Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then
asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache
on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy
drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my
clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming
disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.
Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?”
Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you
can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the
arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping
|SITES OF THE
|Time Wasters Guide
-Total Waste Of Time. |
-If You Have The Time. |
|Mash Game! -Take a Trip Back To
Middle School! |
Military Aircrafts -in 3-d
|The One Who
Passes Out First -Gets Fucked!
Racer -Game Of The Week!
|Tip and Trick of
the Week |
When checking into a room
at a fancy hotel, immediately rumple the bedspread, making it look
as if it wasn’t made. If you have a few empty beer cans, scatter
those around the room, too. Then call reception and complain that
your room is a mess. Usually, there is no communication between the
front desk and housekeeping, so you should get a free day or an
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Q: submitted by
I've been able to "score" with women often enough,
and at times the "hunt and conquest" has been exciting, but frankly
the satisfaction is usually short-lived, and then I feel
disinterested and kind of empty. Do I need therapy?
attitude adjustment wouldn't hurt you at all. Authentic, deep
satisfaction comes from authentic, deep intimacy, which does not
result from hunt and conquest. Intimacy develops with trust; trust
develops with vulnerability and with revealing yourself -- your
fears as well as your strengths. Trust also develops with loving,
respecting, and honoring your partner, demonstrating that through
actions of caring and kindness and through listening with interest
not with agendas. By the way, nearly every woman I've polled feels
that not being sincerely listened to is a major turn-off. Although
there is nothing wrong with getting some strings free poontang. Let
me know how it works out for you!
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Now You See Me, Now You
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|The attorney general of
the Australian state of Victoria told reporters in February
that the government would soon propose legislation to abolish
the common-law practice of varying the death benefits for
widows according to how pretty they are. Technically, the
doctrine allows a discount on a widow's compensation if she
has strong prospects of remarriage, and judges thus
unavoidably take note of her attributes in deciding how much
money she needs. (The widow most recently judged a looker lost
about US$62,000 until an appeals court intervened.) [The Age
(Melbourne), 2-28-03] |
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"Ariel, the once popular
Little Mermaid, has hit her teenage years."-R
"Carrot Top's Sister"-Will
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