For The Week Of 03/24/2003
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A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?” Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”

Time Wasters Guide -Total Waste Of Time.
Great Story -If You Have The Time.
Mash Game! -Take a Trip Back To Middle School!
America Military Aircrafts -in 3-d
The One Who Passes Out First -Gets Fucked!
Loop Racer -Game Of The Week!
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When checking into a room at a fancy hotel, immediately rumple the bedspread, making it look as if it wasn’t made. If you have a few empty beer cans, scatter those around the room, too. Then call reception and complain that your room is a mess. Usually, there is no communication between the front desk and housekeeping, so you should get a free day or an upgrade to a better room. contributions or suggestions to

Q: submitted by Jack

I've been able to "score" with women often enough, and at times the "hunt and conquest" has been exciting, but frankly the satisfaction is usually short-lived, and then I feel disinterested and kind of empty. Do I need therapy?

Frankly, an attitude adjustment wouldn't hurt you at all. Authentic, deep satisfaction comes from authentic, deep intimacy, which does not result from hunt and conquest. Intimacy develops with trust; trust develops with vulnerability and with revealing yourself -- your fears as well as your strengths. Trust also develops with loving, respecting, and honoring your partner, demonstrating that through actions of caring and kindness and through listening with interest not with agendas. By the way, nearly every woman I've polled feels that not being sincerely listened to is a major turn-off. Although there is nothing wrong with getting some strings free poontang. Let me know how it works out for you!


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The attorney general of the Australian state of Victoria told reporters in February that the government would soon propose legislation to abolish the common-law practice of varying the death benefits for widows according to how pretty they are. Technically, the doctrine allows a discount on a widow's compensation if she has strong prospects of remarriage, and judges thus unavoidably take note of her attributes in deciding how much money she needs. (The widow most recently judged a looker lost about US$62,000 until an appeals court intervened.) [The Age (Melbourne), 2-28-03]

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