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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
Alive Helps You Reach Your Goals with Manageable Steps
Alive is a new webapp designed to help you take those long term goals in your head like "learn mandarin" or "exercise regularly" and turn them into a plan, complete with individual steps you can follow. Plus, the site's lets you get help from friends and motivate others to achieve their goals.
It looks complicated at first blush, but underneath a pretty busy UI is a powerful tool for finding the things you've always wanted to do and adding them to your list of goals, complete with the steps required to make them happen. In many cases, other people who have the same goals have already fleshed out the steps required, and you can add them all to your profile and just get started. If your personal goal isn't listed, you can create it from scratch, and the site walks you through building a plan to make it reality as well.
Alive calls each goal a "challenge," and once you've added one to your profile, you can go back and add the steps required to make it happen from the challenge page. You can also see other people working on the same challenge and offer them support in the form of a "boost," or points that they earn when the accomplish the next step. Collect points, and you level up. You can add or create as many challenges as you want, and make them public (so others can support you) or private (so you can make progress on your own).
The service is free, and you can sign up via email or via Facebook to get your friends involved. Hit the link below to give it a try.
"I recently have been engrossed in reading many posting on this site, a few have been very informative, thought the one post that really captured my attention was that from a woman named Bonnie who mentioned having what she referred to as “auto-orgasms”.
Not to far in the past I entered and departed through a period of time, just over a year or two that spontaneous orgasms were a very pleasurable though elusive element of my life, and happened under situations much like hers, a ( a sporting event, a scary or violent movie, and sometimes just out-of –the blue) at some point it stopped and I was left with no clue as to why, I truly loved the sensations and I have tried everything from yoga, meditation, diet to self hypnosis and have never been able to recreate the spectacular sensations surrounding spontaneous orgasm, any idea how to enter into spontaneous or non physically stimulated orgasm?"
"I've done a little "meditation" as such: I mentally "reach out" to someone I know somewhere (not physically not in person/on the computer, etc.), "ask" them and anyone around them who might have "a right" in their sexual "activities" if I can "borrow" the person or have both people "join" me for a bit. I "receive" the answer(s). If it's yes, I "have sex" with the person(s) without any touching or anything, and I've orgasmed, big. I know that's not spontaneous, as in not from a ballgame, but from imagining the actual sex, but the orgasm happens quicker than most times.
Maybe you could alternatively use mind power to send energy into your genitals without any particular fantasy. I've warmed up my body or parts of it just sending warmth in the direction, stuff like that.
I hope you get your answers, and the spontaneous orgasms back."
LIBERTY EYLAU, TX -- Authorities believe a homeowner's response to finding a snake in her yard may have led to the fire that destroyed her house Wednesday.
The fire sparked at a home on Will Smith Road in the Liberty Eylau area of Bowie County, TX just before 7 p.m.
"While cleaning up, she saw the snake, threw gasoline on the snake, lit the snake on fire," said Deputy Randall Baggett with the Bowie County Sheriff's Office. "The snake went into the brush pile and the brush pile caught the home on fire."
Despite the efforts of several fire departments that responded to the scene, the flames completely engulfed the home. It is a complete loss. A neighboring home was also damaged.
Liberty Eylau Fire Chief David Wesslehoft says they are still investigating the fire, but that it's not unusual for a burning animal to spread a fire.
"Yes, it could happen with rabbits and big field mice. Once they start burning the grass, they get out of their hole, they have been known to catch fire and then take off."
Still, the chief says, a fire started by a burning snake is a first for him.
There has been no word from officials on whether charges will be filed.
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